Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen felt herself take a single, staggering step back. Her vision swam and her head rang the way it did after an opponent got in a good hit, only there was no stiff armor supporting her, no horse beneath her to keep her upright. And when her vision cleared, it was no enemy’s visor in front of her eyes, but Isobelle’s face.
Isobelle drew a breath, stricken and pale, remorse writ clearly in her expression.
Gwen spoke first. “You’re wrong,” she managed in a low, even voice. “I am better than they are. And tomorrow I’m going to prove it.”
She slipped past Isobelle, twisting to avoid the hand that reached out to her, and threw herself back into the hot, loud chaos of the ballroom, heading for the doors. She thought she felt a pair of intense blue eyes tracking her as she lost herself in the crowd, but she didn’t look back. Perhaps she had only dreamed it.
Interstitial
Let’s pause for a moment here.
Lift your head and flip through the pages—there are still eighty to go. We’re still ten chapters from the end, and yet this is the eve of the great battle, isn’t it? This, right here, is the grand showdown that will determine whether likeable but not-for-her Sir Orson will take Isobelle as his prize, or whether Gwen will save Isobelle from a fate worse than . . . well, worse than a lot of things, anyway.
Surely there are only two ways the story could proceed from here: Gwen wins and Isobelle is saved. Or Gwen loses, Sir Orson sweeps the tournament, and both Gwen’s and Isobelle’s dreams are shattered.
There is, perhaps, a third option, where Gwen and Isobelle both swallow their pride and somehow flee together before the tournament even begins, but that feels a little unrealistic given the style with which they both just imploded.
Anyone who has ever loved a good story knows to be wary when it seems like the climax is approaching but the storyteller is just getting settled in. It suggests that the storyteller is about to pull the metaphorical rug out from under your metaphorical feet—a terrible, unfair manipulation by all accounts. Unforgiveable, really, what said storyteller’s about to do. For all intents and purposes: she is about to lie to you.
So, as the sun peeps over the forest bordering Darkhaven town and dawn begins to trickle across the hills and dales and picturesque thatched roofs, down to the tournament grounds already beginning to fill with fans, let us ponder a single question:
Given a choice between winning, losing, or running away . . . what could possibly happen that would be worse than all three of those fates?