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  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Gwen felt herself take a single, staggering step back. Her vision swam and her head rang the way it did after an opponent got in a good hit, only there was no stiff armor supporting her, no horse beneath her to keep her upright. And when her vision cleared, it was no enemy’s visor in front of her eyes, but Isobelle’s face.

Isobelle drew a breath, stricken and pale, remorse writ clearly in her expression.

Gwen spoke first. “You’re wrong,” she managed in a low, even voice. “I am better than they are. And tomorrow I’m going to prove it.”

She slipped past Isobelle, twisting to avoid the hand that reached out to her, and threw herself back into the hot, loud chaos of the ballroom, heading for the doors. She thought she felt a pair of intense blue eyes tracking her as she lost herself in the crowd, but she didn’t look back. Perhaps she had only dreamed it.

Interstitial

Let’s pause for a moment here.

Lift your head and flip through the pages—there are still eighty to go. We’re still ten chapters from the end, and yet this is the eve of the great battle, isn’t it? This, right here, is the grand showdown that will determine whether likeable but not-for-her Sir Orson will take Isobelle as his prize, or whether Gwen will save Isobelle from a fate worse than . . . well, worse than a lot of things, anyway.

Surely there are only two ways the story could proceed from here: Gwen wins and Isobelle is saved. Or Gwen loses, Sir Orson sweeps the tournament, and both Gwen’s and Isobelle’s dreams are shattered.

There is, perhaps, a third option, where Gwen and Isobelle both swallow their pride and somehow flee together before the tournament even begins, but that feels a little unrealistic given the style with which they both just imploded.

Anyone who has ever loved a good story knows to be wary when it seems like the climax is approaching but the storyteller is just getting settled in. It suggests that the storyteller is about to pull the metaphorical rug out from under your metaphorical feet—a terrible, unfair manipulation by all accounts. Unforgiveable, really, what said storyteller’s about to do. For all intents and purposes: she is about to lie to you.

So, as the sun peeps over the forest bordering Darkhaven town and dawn begins to trickle across the hills and dales and picturesque thatched roofs, down to the tournament grounds already beginning to fill with fans, let us ponder a single question:

Given a choice between winning, losing, or running away . . . what could possibly happen that would be worse than all three of those fates?

Chapter Forty-One
The crowd went wild