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  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

But even she cannot see further than that instant, and she drags herself back to the parts of her path she knows. The next joust. The next opponent. The next strategy. She stops herself from stepping beyond the borders of the map she can see, because there . . . well. There be dragons.

She knows, as Isobelle knows, as everyone in on the secret knows, that this run can’t last forever.

This is, after all, a story . . . and what good is a story where the heroes can’t seem to stop winning?

Chapter Thirty-Seven
You’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done

Two days before the final joust was to occur, Olivia summoned Isobelle and Gwen for a council of war. Not to discuss what would happen after the tournament ended—even Olivia could not see that far ahead—but to lay out her plan for helping the villagers who had come the night of the dragon bonfire, who had been arrested for making a scene.

Olivia herself was far from thrilled with the plan she’d made, but time had run out, with the tournament final looming up ahead. She’d drilled both Gwen and Isobelle on every step, until they could repeat it back to her word for word—and now they were making their way down, down into the twisting corridors beneath the castle.

Under any other circumstances, a secret mission of this sort would have been quite thrilling.

Isobelle was, however—despite carefully cultivated popular opinion—capable of taking things seriously. And just now, she was taking the safety of the women imprisoned beneath the castle very seriously indeed.

“Are we clear?” Olivia whispered, as they paused at the midpoint of the servants’ staircase.

“We stay put, and don’t speak to the guards,” Gwen whispered.

“And I, especially, do not try to help you chat them up,” Isobelle added. “Unless you need my help, that is.”

“No,” Olivia snapped. “No unless. You stay here until they’re down. We’ll get to the cell and try to locate the key. No heroics, remember?” Olivia sighed, then muttered, “It will be a miracle if this works. I don’t like bringing you two into it.”

“Well, a miracle is required,” Isobelle said. “And anyway, we’re all you’ve got.”

“Rarely have I so sorely felt the lack,” Olivia replied glumly. She was dressed in a simple gray servant’s dress, her hair braided back neatly, and she held a small basket of freshly baked custard tarts.

Gwen was dressed in the simple black clothes she wore beneath her armor, with small patches of mail at her elbows and knees. The trousers clung both alarmingly and delightfully to her legs, and to her . . . above her legs . . .

Isobelle had given careful thought to her own outfit. Something dark, to blend in with the shadows, but she might only assist on one jailbreak in her lifetime—she wanted her look to be memorable.