Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen looked surprised too, and took another sip of the White Knight. “How will I explain why I’m there? You can’t just import a blacksmith’s daughter and install her in your apartments.”
“Well, I probably can’t explain a blacksmith’s daughter,” Isobelle admitted, feeling a wave of genius wash over her and grinning. “Actually, I’ve had a thought—”
“No,” said Gwen firmly. “Whatever it is, no. I’ve already learned not to trust those dimples.”
“We could make you Sir Gawain’s sister. That’ll help prop up the illusion that he’s real.”
Gwen nearly choked on the drink. “We want people to believe Sir Gawain is a noble,” she pointed out. “You don’t think we’ll tip people off when his sister is a backward village girl with the manners of a peasant?”
Isobelle was so delighted by the idea—and by the way Gwen was now talking about the plan as though the decision had been made—that she couldn’t pack away the dimples, even to appear more dependable. “As it happens, I like his sister’s manners very much.”
Gwen propped her chin on one hand, abandoning the drink, which was mostly finished now anyway. “This is madness,” she said. “Tell me you know it’s madness to even talk about this. I need to know you understand that.”
Perhaps it was. No, scratch that—it most certainly was. But with all the resources at Isobelle’s command, with the training she knew Madame Dupont could offer, with Gwen’s determination, the steel in her gaze . . . that didn’t mean it couldn’t work.
“Does it being madness,” Isobelle asked carefully, “preclude us from doing it?”
Gwen stared at her, and the moment drew out as their gazes locked. Isobelle wished she were the sort of person who prayed. She’d always found it best to make her own luck, though.
“I think,” said Gwen slowly, braced like a girl about to put her hand in a fire, “that I don’t mind a little madness.”
Chapter Seven
Chivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
The girl from the castle was absolutely, breathtakingly mesmerizing. Gwen, head spinning and thoughts whirling, found herself clutching her drink and trying not to stare. She was beautiful, sure, but it was Isobelle’s sheer force of will that kept robbing Gwen of her good sense. Every time Gwen thought of an objection to her lunatic plan, Isobelle had an answer. Every time Gwen thought she’d gotten her feet steady again, Isobelle swept the rug out from under her.
And, worst of all, Gwen’s heart was swelling with that same dangerous, euphoric feeling of hope that had surged through her when she’d knocked Sir Evonwald off his horse. She thought she’d stamped it out after she’d gotten home.