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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Archer continued to interview Gwen, and Isobelle found her attention drawn to the taxidermied head of a black-and-white-striped horse above a little hand-scrawled label that read “Hippotigris.” Isobelle had been taught Latin from an early age, and her mind supplied the translation: horse-tiger.

She’d just begun to lose herself in a glorious fantasy of making a grand entrance mounted on such a creature—she’d be in black and white, too, with a red lip and feathers in her hair—when, abruptly, reality came crashing back in as her ears caught up to her.

“That should be enough for me to get to work,” Archer was saying. “The papers should be ready in three or four hours.”

Isobelle stopped in her tracks, and finally, finally, Gwen glanced across at her, eyes wide.

“Hours?” Gwen echoed. “We’d never make it back to the castle before dark.”

“You’ll stay here,” Archer replied. “E—er—Olivia can cover for you, I have no doubt.”

“But . . .” Gwen’s eyes were still on Isobelle, unwilling to mention that Isobelle was meant to be confined to the castle, and every moment they spent away increased the odds that her absence would be discovered.

Archer sighed and dismissed their doubts with a wave of his hand. “It’ll take the time it takes, kids. Go outside and play, and let me do my thing.”

Gwen gave a little shrug, finally dropping her gaze from Isobelle’s, and they emerged once more from Archer’s house into the afternoon sunlight.

Dupont was just coming out of the stable, and though her lips tightened at the news that the papers would take hours, she nodded. “We must not waste the time—this is the perfect place to practice the joust, away from the prying eyes of the castle. Come!”

Isobelle opened her mouth to protest—it had been a long day, they were tired, Gwen needed rest—but Gwen was already striding after Dupont. And none of those excuses were the real reason Isobelle wanted just a moment’s pause.

She sighed and turned to trail along in their wake, trying not to think about how desperately she needed to talk to Gwen and make things right between them.

Lucky Gwen, able to drown out her feelings by hitting things.

Chapter Seventeen
Damn those girls and their “tea”

Gwen was feeling rather lucky that she was able to drown out her feelings by hitting things.

All day, every time she looked around, she’d found Isobelle staring at her, eyes full of questions, lips half parted, ready to throw herself into some kind of speech at the first opportunity.

Last night, Gwen had been utterly certain she was saying the right thing—setting the boundary she needed Isobelle to respect, protecting her own heart as she had learned to do.