Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“My lord,” she said, trying one last time to dull the edge of his outrage. “I’m sorry for angering you—I never meant to show you any disrespect. I’m grateful for all you’ve done for me.”
Whimsitt’s face softened a touch. “I know, child. Go, get some rest. Let us put all this foolishness behind us and look ahead to the delights of the tournament.”
Isobelle understood the dismissal for what it was—and noted he had not rescinded his ultimatum. She felt herself drop into a curtsy, seemed to watch from a distance as she left his quarters and made her way back toward her own.
She should have known better than to try again to talk him out of his decision to give her away to whichever knight managed to stay on his horse the longest. He was a petty, ineffectual man, but unreasonably attached to his declarations once they were made.
She needed a different sort of plan.
In her mind’s eye she replayed that last, glorious instant when Gwen’s eyes had met hers across the chaos unfolding in the tavern. Isobelle hadn’t spoken or called out, but somehow Gwen had seen her, heard her. Had Isobelle only imagined the resolve in the other girl’s face as she nodded?
She’ll come, she told herself firmly. She has to.
Interstitial
By now, dear reader, you’ve probably decided that Lord Whimsitt is our villain. But let’s not be so hasty to judgment. He has, after all, rather a lot on his mind, and you’ve been swept up in the charisma and charm of his ward and her champion.
Perfectly understandable. She’s very charming.
The Tournament of Dragonslayers takes place once every four years, but for generations, the tiny county of Darkhaven never had a chance at successfully bidding to host. Wealthy counties could always double or even triple the amount of Darkhaven’s bid, not to mention the absolute fortunes spent on bribing the TODS executive committee.
Darkhaven’s only real source of wealth is a gold mine that hadn’t been used in centuries for the superstitious fear of waking that which ought to be left alone. Until a great man named Whimsitt had a dream.
The lord of Darkhaven is, in fact, ahead of his time. Doing away with silly old superstitions and campaigning tirelessly to bring fame and fortune into his land, even devising a way to offer the largest prize pot in tournament history by tapping into his ward’s dowry.
Even now, the whole world is descending on Darkhaven. And Whimsitt would much rather be rushing around, muttering about infrastructure, than dealing with a spoiled, willful teenaged girl with more money than sense.
He never asked to be her guardian. He was, in actuality, a saint for agreeing with the king’s order to watch over Avington’s only child.