Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Isobelle nodded. “She and her troupe are performing in Direcrest, a few hours’ ride north of here. People have been vanishing from the woods near the town, and others are telling tales of a large, shadowy creature lurking at the edges of the forest. No one in power there believes them.”
Gwen’s heart began to beat a little faster. “Another dragon?” she breathed.
Isobelle’s eyes searched hers. “Or something else entirely. We thought dragons had been extinct for a hundred years. Who’s to say there aren’t more impossible things out there . . . people only you can help, battles only you can fight?”
Gwen’s mouth had gone dry with a potent mix of anticipation and fear, and she didn’t realize that her grip on Isobelle’s hand had tightened until the other girl gave a squeak of protest. Gwen let her go with a startled oath and an apology, but Isobelle just laughed.
“I’ve always wanted to hit the road and travel, like a hero of old,” she murmured. Instead of taking Gwen’s hand again, Isobelle leaned up against her and slid her arms around Gwen’s neck. “Setting up camp, managing provisions, going town to town questing for glory . . .”
Gwen could not resist Isobelle when she leaned in like that, and Isobelle knew it—she was watching Gwen with a smug smile, eyes sparking with amusement and no small amount of eager desire. So Gwen kissed her, and for a moment—quite a long moment, actually—she completely forgot what they had been talking about.
When Isobelle pulled away, fingertips toying with a lock of Gwen’s hair, she asked, “What do you think?”
Gwen fought valiantly to recover her breath, and managed to say quite evenly indeed, “I don’t know. Do you think they have cheesecake on a stick in Direcrest?”
Isobelle laughed, glanced out of the mouth of the makeshift market alley, and took Gwen’s hand again. “We ought to eat our fill now, just in case. Better safe than sorry.”
Gwen could not help but give a sharp huff of laughter. “And better free than safe,” she added. Isobelle squeezed her hand, raised it to her lips, and then pulled her back out into the colorful chaos of the Darkhaven market.
Acknowledgments
And so we meet one more time, dear reader. Yes, I am still here after The End—I am your narrator, after all. My talents are many, and not all have been disclosed just yet.
Alas, our tale ends here for now—but not forever. Sir Gwen and Lady Isobelle have many adventures ahead, and this storyteller hopes you will join her for their next installment soon.
As this adventure concludes, however, thanks are due to sundry parties. The relation of any tale, particularly a true one such as this, is never a solitary endeavor.