Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“It’s called cocoa. It’s a sort of bean, added to hot milk. I’ll have some too.”
Gwen filled her cup and handed it across to Isobelle, then claimed Isobelle’s to pour her own. “I’ve never had . . . cocoa, you said? It smells good.”
Isobelle braced herself as Gwen lifted the cup for a cautious sip.
Gwen’s eyes went wide, fixing briefly on Isobelle’s before they fluttered closed again. “Holy . . .” she managed, when she’d swallowed and could breathe again, her voice full of satisfaction. “I should’ve started impersonating nobility years ago.”
Isobelle, rarely lost for words, scrabbled for something to say. “Well, wait until you taste the next course. There are plenty of good things to come.”
Gwen paused, the cup halfway to her lips again. “The next course?”
“It’ll just be something simple. Sausages, eggs, things of that nature.”
Gwen stared down at the wreckage of four croissants. “Oh,” she said, before looking up once more to meet Isobelle’s gaze. “I’ve made a terrible, delicious miscalculation.”
Chapter Eleven
You are the girl who would be a knight?
Remember how we decided at the beginning that this castle could be whatever we wanted it to be, with crocodiles in the moat and high, impractical turrets scraping the sky? Well, while most castles tend to be pretty spartan and concerned primarily with defense, let’s say this one is more palatial in its design. The following scene will be more fun if it takes place in a grand ballroom rather than in some cramped, dark hallway with defensible slits for windows.
Gwen probably would’ve preferred the dark hallway, but we can’t always get what we want.
Isobelle’s quarters were located in the upper floors of the castle, requiring them to traverse long, winding staircases and slip through room after ornate room as they made their way toward their destination. The ballroom occupied its own wing of the castle and lay at the end of a long corridor lined with portraits—past lords of Darkhaven, Isobelle explained to Gwen, who drew half a step closer under the cold, haughty stares of noblemen past. Toward the end of the parade of old men was one particularly surrounded by wealth and luxury.
“The first Lord Whimsitt,” Isobelle explained, with a look on her face that told Gwen she found him as unfriendly looking as she did. “Ancestor of the current lord. He’s the one who built this castle, with all the income from the gold mines. I suppose that wealth will start flowing again, now the current Lord Whimsitt has reopened them.”
“It’s a miracle they waited as long as they did,” Gwen replied. “Just goes to show how rumors of dragons liking caves and mineshafts can make even the greediest of men a bit nervous.”