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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“It’s called cocoa. It’s a sort of bean, added to hot milk. I’ll have some too.”

Gwen filled her cup and handed it across to Isobelle, then claimed Isobelle’s to pour her own. “I’ve never had . . . cocoa, you said? It smells good.”

Isobelle braced herself as Gwen lifted the cup for a cautious sip.

Gwen’s eyes went wide, fixing briefly on Isobelle’s before they fluttered closed again. “Holy . . .” she managed, when she’d swallowed and could breathe again, her voice full of satisfaction. “I should’ve started impersonating nobility years ago.”

Isobelle, rarely lost for words, scrabbled for something to say. “Well, wait until you taste the next course. There are plenty of good things to come.”

Gwen paused, the cup halfway to her lips again. “The next course?”

“It’ll just be something simple. Sausages, eggs, things of that nature.”

Gwen stared down at the wreckage of four croissants. “Oh,” she said, before looking up once more to meet Isobelle’s gaze. “I’ve made a terrible, delicious miscalculation.”

Chapter Eleven
You are the girl who would be a knight?

Remember how we decided at the beginning that this castle could be whatever we wanted it to be, with crocodiles in the moat and high, impractical turrets scraping the sky? Well, while most castles tend to be pretty spartan and concerned primarily with defense, let’s say this one is more palatial in its design. The following scene will be more fun if it takes place in a grand ballroom rather than in some cramped, dark hallway with defensible slits for windows.

Gwen probably would’ve preferred the dark hallway, but we can’t always get what we want.

Isobelle’s quarters were located in the upper floors of the castle, requiring them to traverse long, winding staircases and slip through room after ornate room as they made their way toward their destination. The ballroom occupied its own wing of the castle and lay at the end of a long corridor lined with portraits—past lords of Darkhaven, Isobelle explained to Gwen, who drew half a step closer under the cold, haughty stares of noblemen past. Toward the end of the parade of old men was one particularly surrounded by wealth and luxury.

“The first Lord Whimsitt,” Isobelle explained, with a look on her face that told Gwen she found him as unfriendly looking as she did. “Ancestor of the current lord. He’s the one who built this castle, with all the income from the gold mines. I suppose that wealth will start flowing again, now the current Lord Whimsitt has reopened them.”

“It’s a miracle they waited as long as they did,” Gwen replied. “Just goes to show how rumors of dragons liking caves and mineshafts can make even the greediest of men a bit nervous.”