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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“Or, you know, a lady knight.” Isobelle’s smile was decidedly smug. Gwen got the sense the other girl was used to getting her way, and that she was fighting a losing battle trying to resist.

“Look,” Gwen managed, “if you won’t come with me back to where you belong, I’ll fetch someone who’ll make you go.”

Isobelle bit her lip to smother a laugh. “If you’re going to threaten me,” she replied breezily, “I think you ought to do it over a drink while hearing me out. Come on, I’m buying.”

Gwen was experiencing the oddest sensation, as though she were no longer inside her own skin, watching the absurdity of this interaction from somewhere above and to the left of herself. She could see the blacksmith girl fighting and losing the battle, while the lady just stood there, totally at ease, waiting for her to capitulate.

“Five minutes,” Gwen said slowly. “Five minutes and then you go home, understood?”

The lady grinned at her. “Whatever you say, Sir Knight.”

Chapter Six
I’ll have a White Knight, please

Isobelle hadn’t been sure about what she’d seen at the tournament qualifiers—not until she’d seen Gwen respond to the name “Sir Gawain,” looking like she was going to throw up right out the window and ruin Isobelle’s shoes.

The question had been chasing itself in circles around her head all day, like a dog determined to catch its own tail. Could it be . . . ? But no, it really seemed . . . But maybe?

It was impossible for a girl to ride in the qualifiers. Where would she get the armor? The horse? The training? The nerve?

But perhaps, if she were a blacksmith . . . if she’d already proven to herself that a girl could do a man’s work, then . . .

Somehow, Isobelle had found herself here in the village Gwen had mentioned when introducing herself, wondering if the pressure of the tournament had finally caused her to crack.

But she hadn’t cracked. She wasn’t wrong. And if it was true—if Gwen really was Sir Gawain—then anything was possible.

The tavern was situated at the edge of the town clustered around Darkhaven Castle, and it had been a long walk from Gwen’s village. Isobelle had tried once or twice along the way to strike up conversation, but Gwen’s grim, thundercloud expression warned her not to push her luck before she’d made her case. It gave Isobelle time to mentally work on her pitch, and she was so absorbed in the task, she nearly ran into Gwen’s back when the other girl halted.

Above them hung the sign for the Siren’s Sting, complete with a lovingly painted depiction of a plump, cheerful sea nymph holding an improbably foaming mug of ale.