Back If You Want to Make God Laugh
Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

“I told you that you didn’t want to go in there,” Lindiwe says. “Don’t worry, as you can see, we keep the dying ones far away from the living. Come, let’s go see the others.”

I take Angus from her and struggle to regain my equilibrium as I follow her down another corridor. I can hear what sounds like a raging battlefield coming from the other end of it and it’s getting louder with every step.

“It is now bath and feeding time. They are very busy.”

She takes a sudden right turn and then we are in another room, no closed door barring our way this time, no door at all, just an open doorway.

The first thing I notice is the chaos. The long and narrow room includes over two dozen shabby, mismatched cribs, six metal trestle tables, five high chairs, two rusting zinc bathtubs as well as piles and piles of sad, gray terry-cloth nappies, baby grows, and blankets.

Seven women, all equally sweaty and disheveled, tend to approximately two dozen babies, who range in age from a couple of months to about two years old. A definite assembly line has been set up. One woman lifts a baby from a crib, brings it over to a trestle table, undresses it, wipes its bum, and then passes it to one of the two women sitting on the floor in charge of the washtubs.

The baby is then dipped into the water by one of the washers, has a cloth rubbed over it a few times, and is then passed up to another woman at the next trestle table. Here the baby is patted dry, rubbed with a few creams and powders, has another nappy applied, and is then passed to the next woman, who dresses it.

Once this is achieved, the baby is either placed back into a crib and given a bottle to hold for self-feeding, or it’s placed in a high chair, where it’s quickly spoon-fed a vegetable-and-maize mush. The only babies who are crying are the ones who aren’t being held.

I’m just marveling at the fact that Angus can sleep through all the noise when he stirs and wakes up. He starts crying and from the pitch of it, I know he’s hungry.

“I just need to feed him,” I say to Lindiwe.

She points me in the direction of another room. “That’s the kitchen. You can mix his formula there.”

When I come back, ready to feed Angus, another woman is standing next to Lindiwe. She’s wearing a police uniform and introduces herself as Mandy, the social services liaison. “Mrs. Richardson, I’ll need you to come with me to the office to give me your details and write a statement about how you found the baby. After that, you’re free to go.”

Free to go.

As if leaving Angus will be that easy.