Back If You Want to Make God Laugh
Chapters (103)
  1. Cover
  2. ALSO BY BIANCA MARAIS
  3. Dedication
  4. Map
  5. CHAPTER ONE
  6. CHAPTER TWO
  7. CHAPTER THREE
  8. CHAPTER FOUR
  9. CHAPTER FIVE
  10. CHAPTER SIX
  11. CHAPTER SEVEN
  12. CHAPTER EIGHT
  13. CHAPTER NINE
  14. CHAPTER TEN
  15. CHAPTER ELEVEN
  16. CHAPTER TWELVE
  17. CHAPTER THIRTEEN
  18. CHAPTER FOURTEEN
  19. CHAPTER FIFTEEN
  20. CHAPTER SIXTEEN
  21. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
  22. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
  23. CHAPTER NINETEEN
  24. CHAPTER TWENTY
  25. CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE
  26. CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO
  27. CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE
  28. CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
  29. CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
  30. CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
  31. CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN
  32. CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT
  33. CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE
  34. CHAPTER THIRTY
  35. CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE
  36. CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO
  37. CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE
  38. CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR
  39. CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE
  40. CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX
  41. CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN
  42. CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT
  43. CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE
  44. CHAPTER FORTY
  45. CHAPTER FORTY-ONE
  46. CHAPTER FORTY-TWO
  47. CHAPTER FORTY-THREE
  48. CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR
  49. CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE
  50. CHAPTER FORTY-SIX
  51. CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN
  52. CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT
  53. CHAPTER FORTY-NINE
  54. CHAPTER FIFTY
  55. CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE
  56. CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO
  57. CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE
  58. CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR
  59. CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE
  60. CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX
  61. CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN
  62. CHAPTER FIFTY-EIGHT
  63. CHAPTER FIFTY-NINE
  64. CHAPTER SIXTY
  65. CHAPTER SIXTY-ONE
  66. CHAPTER SIXTY-TWO
  67. CHAPTER SIXTY-THREE
  68. CHAPTER SIXTY-FOUR
  69. CHAPTER SIXTY-FIVE
  70. CHAPTER SIXTY-SIX
  71. CHAPTER SIXTY-SEVEN
  72. CHAPTER SIXTY-EIGHT
  73. CHAPTER SIXTY-NINE
  74. CHAPTER SEVENTY
  75. CHAPTER SEVENTY-ONE
  76. CHAPTER SEVENTY-TWO
  77. CHAPTER SEVENTY-THREE
  78. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FOUR
  79. CHAPTER SEVENTY-FIVE
  80. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SIX
  81. CHAPTER SEVENTY-SEVEN
  82. CHAPTER SEVENTY-EIGHT
  83. CHAPTER SEVENTY-NINE
  84. CHAPTER EIGHTY
  85. CHAPTER EIGHTY-ONE
  86. CHAPTER EIGHTY-TWO
  87. CHAPTER EIGHTY-THREE
  88. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FOUR
  89. CHAPTER EIGHTY-FIVE
  90. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SIX
  91. CHAPTER EIGHTY-SEVEN
  92. CHAPTER EIGHTY-EIGHT
  93. CHAPTER EIGHTY-NINE
  94. CHAPTER NINETY
  95. CHAPTER NINETY-ONE
  96. CHAPTER NINETY-TWO
  97. CHAPTER NINETY-THREE
  98. CHAPTER NINETY-FOUR
  99. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
  100. GLOSSARY OF TERMS
  101. AUTHOR’S NOTE
  102. ABOUT THE AUTHOR
  103. What’s next onyour reading list?

On-screen, Ellis Park Stadium was packed to capacity and it was heartening to see all the new South African flags waving in the stands. Spectators had painted their faces in the black, yellow, green, red, blue, and white of the flag and the energy looked electric. The crowd was being entertained by singing and dancing, when a deafening noise suddenly ripped through the stadium.

The screen filled with a Boeing 747 passenger jet flying low over the field. Good Luck Bokke was painted onto the bottom of the plane and wings. Sixty-five thousand heads tilted backward to take in the spectacle playing out above them. And then Nelson Mandela was walking onto the field next to Louis Luyt, the president of the South African Rugby Union.

“Now, there are the strangest of bedfellows I’ve ever seen,” I commented. Luyt was a staunch Afrikaner who was widely rumored to be racist.

“Desperate times call for desperate measures,” Riaan commented dryly. “Look at that! He’s wearing a Springbok jersey.”

Indeed, Mandela was wearing not only the South African Springbok jersey and cap, but he was wearing the number six, which belonged to François Pienaar, the Afrikaner Bok captain. It was unusual to see the president looking so casual; he was normally photographed in suits or the iconic African shirts that had been nicknamed “Madiba shirts.”

As Mandela shook hands with the players, saying a few words to each of them, a chant built up in the stadium and gathered momentum until it became a roar.

“Nelson! Nelson! Nelson!”

My tears rose up on the same wave as the goose bumps on my arms. “To think that he was considered such a threat to white South Africans a year ago. Look at them now. Look how much they love him.”

On-screen, Nelson Mandela, looking delighted, took off his cap and waved it at the predominantly white crowd.

The first half of the game was nail-biting, and by the time the whistle blew at full-time, the score was tied 9–9.

“Extra-time is going to be interesting,” Riaan said. “The guys all look buggered.” He excused himself to pop outside and turn off the gas so the potjie wouldn’t burn.

When the whistle blew again, the struggle began anew. Things were looking good until the All Blacks’ fly-half scored a long-range penalty, making the score 12–9 to the New Zealanders.

“Damn it!” Ruth yelled.

I was convinced that that was it for us, and that we’d lost, when Joel Stransky leveled for the Boks. “We’re back to a tie!”

“How much time is left in the game?”

“Eight minutes.”

“Come on, boys! You can do it!” The words were barely out of Ruth’s mouth when suddenly, from thirty meters out, Joel Stransky drop-kicked the ball. We all watched as time seemed to slow down. The ball somersaulted through the air, reaching its zenith before dropping through the poles. The crowd went ballistic.