Chapters (89)
- Also by Alexander McCall Smith
- COPYRIGHT
- Contents
- Preface
- 1. Nothing But Tenderness
- 2. A Very Considerate Husband
- 3. At Big Lou’s
- 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
- 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
- 6. The Ways of Ulysses
- 7. Anthropological Issues
- 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
- 9. The Grosseto Road
- 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
- 11. Pat’s Flat
- 12. The Green Hotel
- 13. On the 23 Bus
- 14. Regurgitation Issues
- 15. Edinburgh People
- 16. For Love or Money
- 17. The News from Arbroath
- 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
- 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
- 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
- 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
- 22. More About Baden-Powell
- 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
- 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
- 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
- 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
- 27. Forgery Exposed
- 28. A Game of Bridge
- 29. Underneath the Lamplight
- 30. Trust and Revelation
- 31. Pregnancy Plans
- 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
- 33. The Implications of Boys
- 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
- 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
- 36. Fear a’ Bhata
- 37. Political Crisis
- 38. Show and Tell
- 39. Which World Am I Living In?
- 40. A Moment on Queen Street
- 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
- 42. Life and Chance
- 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
- 44. A Move to Moray Place
- 45. In Moray Place
- 46. What We Really Are
- 47. The Symbolism of Birds
- 48. The Breaking of the Heart
- 49. Chinoiserie
- 50. Matthew is Decisive
- 51. A Letter of Comfort
- 52. The Meaning of Always
- 53. An Offer is Made
- 54. The Therapeutic Hour
- 55. Men Can Cry
- 56. From Scotland With Love
- 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
- 58. Painful Questions
- 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
- 60. The Comfort of Friends
- 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
- 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
- 63. Italy At Last
- 64. Services to the Republic
- 65. The Impact of Italy
- 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
- 67. An Outing Begins
- 68. The Need for Evidence
- 69. On Subsidence
- 70. Supporting Walls
- 71. Arrival at the Villa
- 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
- 73. The Possibilities of Florence
- 74. In Proper Boots
- 75. The Haar Rolls In
- 76. A Real Boy’s Room
- 77. Bertie’s Dream
- 78. An Incident in a Café
- 79. Unbearable Beauty
- 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
- 81. A Terrible Mistake
- 82. Shocking Developments
- 83. A Hinterland of Regret
- 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
- 85. The Timetable of Happiness
Elspeth moved over to the counter. She looked at the shortbread again. ‘I really need a piece of that shortbread, Lou. I’m …’
She swayed slightly, reaching out to steady herself by holding on to the counter.
Big Lou reacted quickly. Dropping the cloth she had been using to clean the coffee machine, she moved round the counter to Elspeth’s side. Then, putting an arm round her, she led her to a chair.
‘You sit down, hen,’ Big Lou said. ‘You need something to eat. And a glass of water?’
Elspeth nodded weakly. ‘Sorry. I just felt a bit weak there. I’m fine now.’
Big Lou gave her two pieces of shortbread, with a glass of milk for good measure. ‘Did you eat your breakfast?’ she asked. ‘Folk forget about breakfast. You need it.’
Elspeth nodded. ‘I had oatcakes. And coffee.’
Big Lou shook her head. ‘Not enough. Remember that you’re eating for two. Matthew told me, by the way, and I was very pleased for you. That’s good news.’
‘Four,’ said Elspeth. ‘I’m eating for four. I’ve just been told.’
Big Lou sat down. ‘Four? Four bairns?’
‘No, three. Four including myself.’
‘Oh …’
‘Yes.’
For a few moments, Big Lou said nothing. She was remembering a woman in Arbroath. ‘There was a girl at home,’ she said. ‘Prinny Mackenzie. I was at school with her. She had a brother called Billy, I think, who fell into the Tay once on a school expedition and travelled a mile downstream before he was fished out – unharmed. Anyway, this girl had triplets. Three boys.’
Elspeth looked at Big Lou weakly. ‘That’s what I’m having. Three boys.’
‘Very nice,’ said Big Lou. ‘Keep you busy, of course.’
‘I think so.’
‘Mind you,’ Big Lou went on. ‘I’ll tell you one thing about Prinny Mackenzie. She was the happiest girl you ever saw. After the triplets and all. Happy as they come. And the wee boys were real bonny. Everybody loved them. One was called Billy, after his uncle, and another was … Tom, I think. I forget the name of the third. No, he was called Mike, after his dad. Such a nice man.’
Elspeth tackled the shortbread; Big Lou had given her generous slices. ‘They were all happy?’
‘Yes,’ said Big Lou. ‘Very.’ She paused. ‘And that’s the important thing, isn’t it?’
Elspeth looked at her. ‘Happiness?’
‘Yes. If you’ve got your health, and you’re happy, what else is there?’
Elspeth thought about this. Was life quite that simple? Surely not, but then she looked at Big Lou, who was smiling, and who had taken her hand in a gesture of comfort and friendliness. She felt the roughness of Big Lou’s hand; work, all that work, had taken its toll. How vulnerable was a human hand, she thought, and how precious. With her free hand she took the last fragment of shortbread and ate it.