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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

There were several things worrying Matthew. First, there was the gallery, where he felt that he had got himself into an impossible situation with his new assistant, Kirsty – she of the extraordinarily tight jeans. Even if he had not spoken to her about it, he was not satisfied with her work; he felt that she discouraged, rather than encouraged, customers by what Angus Lordie had described as her ‘rather overpowering presence’. This was, of course, a polite way of saying that she was a flirt, and this meant that when couples came into the gallery to look round, inevitably the wife would cut short the visit in order to get the husband away. Yet although he was convinced that she was not suited to the job, Pat had also warned him that it would be impossible to get rid of her because of her membership of some obscure and frightening organisation dedicated to the intimidation of men.

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That was one issue. The other was the question of the flat that he had purchased on Moray Place and into which he and Elspeth would shortly be moving. Bruce’s report on this flat had been discouraging in the extreme. Not only did he suggest that Matthew had grossly overpaid for the new property, but he also claimed that the unauthorised removal of an internal wall by the previous owner had left the ceiling being effectively supported by nothing but a large Chinese cabinet. Matthew had not mentioned this to Elspeth, with the result that the knowledge had become even more burdensome to him. What if Elspeth decided to move the Chinese cabinet, as well she might? Would that bring down the ceiling and, on the domino principle, the neighbouring flat and then all of Moray Place? Surely not; and yet he could not bring himself to confess to her that he had made a foolish mistake.

Elspeth noticed the pillow over his head. ‘Matthew?’

There was a muffled sound from the bed.

‘Matthew, what’s wrong? Are you not feeling well?’

From underneath the pillow, Matthew let out a groan. ‘Yes,’ he said. ‘I mean, no. Or not quite. Oh, Elspeth …’

He flung the pillow aside and stared up at his wife. There were tears in his eyes.

‘Oh, Matthew!’ She bent down and embraced him where he lay. ‘My darling Matthew! You’re crying. My darling, what is it?’