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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“When you’ve seen what I’ve seen,” he continued, looking them over, “you’re always prepared. Might be the day comes, you can only rely on yourself. Now, who are you?”

“I’m Lady Isobelle of Avington.” Isobelle slid down from her saddle, biting her lip against a yelp as her thighs and . . . upper thighs screamed a protest after the long ride. “These are my companions, Madame Dupont and Lady Céline. May I say, sir, your farm is a delight—very well prepared for the fall of civilization.”

The man squinted at her, but Isobelle was on solid ground and waited with a bright smile. She was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop.

“What is it you wanted?” he asked eventually.

“We were told you might be able to assist us in the creation of some documents,” Isobelle said, with her best dimples yet.

His expression cleared. “Me? No. I can’t even read, much less write. Who told you that nonsense?”

Isobelle dug in the purse at her belt, pulling out the small metal token Olivia had given her. “My maid, Olivia,” she said.

The man took it from her, inspecting its owl engraving and turning it over in his callused fingers. He barked a laugh. “So she’s calling herself Olivia now?” he asked, glancing up.

“Indeed,” Isobelle agreed, intrigued by the news that Olivia hadn’t always been Olivia.

“All right then,” he said, handing back the coin. “You’d better come in.”

The inside of the house was crammed tighter than Isobelle’s wardrobe. Bales of cloth were tied with string, crates were stacked to the rafters, barrels jammed into corners. A series of large cupboards ran down one side of the room, their doors ajar, probably because they couldn’t be closed. Oddities and canvases and jars and boxes and scrolls covered every surface, including the floor. A couple were marked with stamps or seals bearing the mark of the owl that had been on Olivia’s token. Madame Dupont took one look and announced that she’d go tend to the horses, and made a hasty retreat from the chaos.

The man, who introduced himself as Archer, peppered Gwen with questions, taking notes in some kind of shorthand that didn’t resemble any language Isobelle knew. Gwen scrambled to keep up, explaining the need for patents of nobility for her “brother,” showing him the pennant on the Sir Gawain figurine, and then—so easily and quickly that Isobelle could only stare—rattling off an entire imagined lineage for Archer to note down on the patents.

Was that what Gwen had been doing on the ride here? Inventing Gawain’s backstory, while Isobelle was mentally composing and discarding whole speeches that sought to explain what had happened between them, and apologize for it?