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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“The qualifiers have cut the number of challengers down to sixteen,” she was saying, “but though the path to victory is shorter now, the greatest difficulties still lie ahead.” None of them were willing to name those difficulties—the old hands who’d done this for years, the veterans Gwen would have to make her way through before she ran up against the favorites, like Sir Ralph.

“You will need to win four more times,” Madame continued. “And a loss in any match will mean the end of your tournament.”

“And the rules are the same?” Gwen asked.

“Oui. Zero points if you do not connect with your opponent. One point if you hit his shield. Three points if you unhorse him. An instant win if your opponent is . . . ah . . . unable to continue. If you are both still upright and equal in points at the end of three rounds—possible, if you each score once, or you each unhorse the other, or you miss every time—then we move on to the sword. Now, let me explain a few of the jousting styles you will encounter . . .”

Isobelle’s attention drifted. The only time she remembered watching a tournament was more than a decade earlier—a patchwork quilt of memories, a piece snipped from each and all sewn together. The bright, fluttering flags. Her fingers sticky from the iced currant bun her father had bought her. The thunder of the horses’ hooves. The warmth of her parents sitting on either side of her to protect her from the breeze blowing through the grandstands. She could barely remember the knights themselves at all.

She returned to the present as Dupont guided them off the main road and up toward a farmhouse on a hill. It was a small, humble home, flanked by a pair of larger outbuildings, but it had a commanding lookout over the approach. Fruit trees lined the path as they grew closer, and a flock of geese came waddling up, honking a loud commentary on the newcomers. Isobelle suspected it was not complimentary. She saw Gwen turn her head as if to exchange a glance with her, and then check the movement.

Curses.

As they drew closer, more details emerged. There were wide beds planted with neat rows of vegetables, and pens holding pigs and chickens. A pair of soft-eyed cows chewed moodily at them from behind a fence.

“One could live entirely off this farm,” Isobelle marveled as they reached the yard in front of the stone building to find lines strung with bunches of drying herbs.

“That’s the point,” growled a voice from behind them, and the trio wheeled their horses around to find a short, wiry old man stomping out to meet them. He had a grizzled gray beard that reached halfway down his chest and wore an eyepatch to great effect. His skin was the same light brown as the thatched roof behind him, and almost as covered in ridges and wrinkles.