Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“There’s a rope in that wicker box over there. Olivia says you should always have at least one emergency exit, and nobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony.”
Gwen turned to regard her—to make sure Isobelle wasn’t mocking her—and then turned back to study the rings once more. “I certainly wouldn’t expect you to,” she said eventually.
“It’s not easy with the skirts,” Isobelle agreed. “Oh, here’s brunch.”
Olivia appeared with a tray holding a quartet of croissants, a dish of butter, and a pot of Isobelle’s favorite apricot jam. She set the plates down on the table as Gwen took her place, and then unloaded a teapot before disappearing once more.
“Olivia’s not sure about me,” said Gwen, once she’d craned her neck to be sure Olivia was gone. Olivia probably wasn’t gone, but Isobelle didn’t point that out.
“I’m sure she has every confidence,” Isobelle replied breezily.
“She thinks we’re playing a dangerous game, and it’ll end in disaster,” Gwen shot back. “You’re already facing backlash—she told me you’ve been confined to the castle.” Her tone softened, eyes apologetic, as if it were Gwen’s fault Isobelle had snuck out in the middle of the night.
“Nonsense,” Isobelle said firmly, with a confidence she trusted to become real if she believed in it hard enough. “Whimsitt will forget about his decree in a day or two. And Olivia wouldn’t go along with our plan if she didn’t think we were onto something. She’s just sulking because she thought the best solution to my current predicament was an assassination or two.”
“What?” Gwen blinked at her, startled, and Isobelle thought she heard a faint throat-clearing from just inside the door.
“Try a croissant?” Isobelle handed her the plate of pastries. “They’re rich enough to eat plain, but I like them best with piles of butter and jam.”
“I’ve never tried . . .” That was as far as Gwen got before she popped the first piece into her mouth. Her breath caught, her lashes lowered in sheer, naked bliss, and she made a sound of pleasure that brought a flush of answering pleasure to Isobelle’s cheeks.
Isobelle watched the other girl’s enjoyment through her lashes, declining to ask herself why she couldn’t stop staring at Gwen.
The next little while, they were both silent, each contemplating their own novel experiences. After a minute, Isobelle pushed the rest of the croissants across to Gwen.
“I think it’s the butter,” she ventured, when they were mostly gone. “Olivia taught one of the girls in the kitchen to make them, and . . . well. They’re very nice.”
Gwen visibly tried to get herself under control. She reached for the teapot, but paused after pouring the first few drops, setting it down and lifting the cup to give it a curious sniff. “What’s this?”