Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“Because you are my responsibility!” snapped Whimsitt, finally turning from the window, his face reddening with irritation. “Because you continue to act as though your conduct has no impact on those around you. I thought time would mellow your childish disobedience, or your parents would return to manage your discipline, but as I am still your guardian, I am still the one to decide what you do and where you go.”
Isobelle hadn’t had a moment to relocate her equilibrium since the guards had burst into the Siren’s Sting. Now she searched for that easy, charming veneer of calm she’d learned to cultivate. “I know, my lord.” She lowered her chin and gazed up at him through her eyelashes. “I was only—”
“Isobelle, you will be wed in a few months’ time to the winner of the tournament.” The words hit Isobelle like a body blow, cutting her off and leaving her without breath to reply. Whimsitt continued, “I thought you would understand how your situation has changed when I informed you of my decision to announce you as the dragon sacrifice—clearly, I must spell it out for you.”
“My lord—”
He moved toward her, half a step too far into her space, eyes boring into hers. “Your conduct must be above reproach. Your virtue without question. Your obedience . . .” He sucked in a breath through his nose. “Your obedience immediate. Whichever man is to be your husband, I guarantee he will not be so lenient nor negligent as I. Nor as forgiving in his method of discipline.”
Isobelle felt her veneer of charming calm drift away in tatters, an icy chill sliding slowly down her spine. “My lord, if my conduct is so objectionable to you, perhaps I’m not the right choice as the prize for this tournament. Maybe the treasure alone, even if it came from my own dowry, would be—”
“Enough!” Whimsitt ran a hand over his head, sans hat for once. “Enough, Isobelle. The decision is made, your name announced. And as of tonight, you will not leave the castle grounds unaccompanied, and then only to show your face at the tournament as expected. Do I make myself clear?”
Isobelle stared at him, feeling the floor drop out from under her. “You’re—you’re grounding me?”
His face was thunderous, her protest budging him not an inch. “I have let you run wild and indulged your girlish whims for far too long—this is the answer for us both. I will do whatever I must to keep you safe until the tournament is won, and you are wed. You will learn obedience—and I will have discharged my duties as your guardian.”
And I’ll be someone else’s problem, thought Isobelle. That was what he really meant.