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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“Because you are my responsibility!” snapped Whimsitt, finally turning from the window, his face reddening with irritation. “Because you continue to act as though your conduct has no impact on those around you. I thought time would mellow your childish disobedience, or your parents would return to manage your discipline, but as I am still your guardian, I am still the one to decide what you do and where you go.”

Isobelle hadn’t had a moment to relocate her equilibrium since the guards had burst into the Siren’s Sting. Now she searched for that easy, charming veneer of calm she’d learned to cultivate. “I know, my lord.” She lowered her chin and gazed up at him through her eyelashes. “I was only—”

“Isobelle, you will be wed in a few months’ time to the winner of the tournament.” The words hit Isobelle like a body blow, cutting her off and leaving her without breath to reply. Whimsitt continued, “I thought you would understand how your situation has changed when I informed you of my decision to announce you as the dragon sacrifice—clearly, I must spell it out for you.”

“My lord—”

He moved toward her, half a step too far into her space, eyes boring into hers. “Your conduct must be above reproach. Your virtue without question. Your obedience . . .” He sucked in a breath through his nose. “Your obedience immediate. Whichever man is to be your husband, I guarantee he will not be so lenient nor negligent as I. Nor as forgiving in his method of discipline.”

Isobelle felt her veneer of charming calm drift away in tatters, an icy chill sliding slowly down her spine. “My lord, if my conduct is so objectionable to you, perhaps I’m not the right choice as the prize for this tournament. Maybe the treasure alone, even if it came from my own dowry, would be—”

“Enough!” Whimsitt ran a hand over his head, sans hat for once. “Enough, Isobelle. The decision is made, your name announced. And as of tonight, you will not leave the castle grounds unaccompanied, and then only to show your face at the tournament as expected. Do I make myself clear?”

Isobelle stared at him, feeling the floor drop out from under her. “You’re—you’re grounding me?”

His face was thunderous, her protest budging him not an inch. “I have let you run wild and indulged your girlish whims for far too long—this is the answer for us both. I will do whatever I must to keep you safe until the tournament is won, and you are wed. You will learn obedience—and I will have discharged my duties as your guardian.”

And I’ll be someone else’s problem, thought Isobelle. That was what he really meant.