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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Gwen swallowed hard and finished the cocktail Isobelle had ordered. “So if—if—I agree to this . . . what happens next?”

Isobelle’s eyes lit with delight, glowing like miniature sapphire stars. “Oh, Gwen—”

“I said if!” Gwen interrupted, trying desperately not to smile like some spell-charmed idiot in response to the other girl’s giddy relief. “Wipe that grin off your face.”

Isobelle made a token effort to sheathe her dimples. “Well, you come to the castle in the morning, and we’ll get you settled in, and then—”

The door of the tavern banged open with a loud, shuddering crash. Gwen started to her feet, but she couldn’t see what was happening through the crowds of people on the dance floor. The fiddle music petered out, the dancers halted, conversation and laughter and cheers evaporated into tense, frightened silence. The crowds began to shrink back from the door, revealing a posse of half a dozen intruders.

Men in matching armor bearing the red-and-bronze emblem of Darkhaven, their swords drawn.

The castle guard.

Their leader, a short but burly man with a large, bushy blond mustache, addressed the crowd. “Break it up, girls—go home quietly. We’re not here for you.”

No one moved.

The man scowled slightly and glanced around at the now-silent crowd. “What a circus.” He strode a few more steps into the room. “We’re here for the woman claiming to own this place. Where is she?”

Isobelle started to rise, her body tensing. Gwen, her heart shriveling at the phrasing of the guard’s demand, put a hand over Isobelle’s. One of the waitstaff who’d been helping to deliver drinks stepped forward, her chin lifting. “She ain’t here, mister.”

The mustachioed guard snorted, eyeing the girl with disdain. “Here or not, we’re shutting this place down. Unlicensed hedge witchery on the premises.”

This was too much for Isobelle, who lurched to her feet despite Gwen’s warning. “Hedge witchery?” she sputtered. “On whose say-so?”

The guard’s gaze traveled toward Isobelle and his eyes widened as he realized he was speaking to a noblewoman. “That’s confidential, my lady. But it’s obviously true. Here, look at that list of potions there.” He jerked his chin toward the board bearing the list of cocktails.

“Those aren’t potions!” Isobelle objected, her eyes blazing. “They’re drinks!”

The guard seemed to find Isobelle’s gaze nearly as difficult to withstand as Gwen, but he managed, gritting his teeth. “If the woman called Jinna is not here, we’ll take this one in her place to speak for her,” he said, reaching out to take the arm of the waiter who’d spoken earlier.

“Enough!” Jinna made her way through the crowd, her eyes flat, her lips set. “Enough, let her go. I’m the one you’re after.”

The guard looked her up and down, matching her up to some mental description. “You’re to come with us.”