Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen swallowed hard and finished the cocktail Isobelle had ordered. “So if—if—I agree to this . . . what happens next?”
Isobelle’s eyes lit with delight, glowing like miniature sapphire stars. “Oh, Gwen—”
“I said if!” Gwen interrupted, trying desperately not to smile like some spell-charmed idiot in response to the other girl’s giddy relief. “Wipe that grin off your face.”
Isobelle made a token effort to sheathe her dimples. “Well, you come to the castle in the morning, and we’ll get you settled in, and then—”
The door of the tavern banged open with a loud, shuddering crash. Gwen started to her feet, but she couldn’t see what was happening through the crowds of people on the dance floor. The fiddle music petered out, the dancers halted, conversation and laughter and cheers evaporated into tense, frightened silence. The crowds began to shrink back from the door, revealing a posse of half a dozen intruders.
Men in matching armor bearing the red-and-bronze emblem of Darkhaven, their swords drawn.
The castle guard.
Their leader, a short but burly man with a large, bushy blond mustache, addressed the crowd. “Break it up, girls—go home quietly. We’re not here for you.”
No one moved.
The man scowled slightly and glanced around at the now-silent crowd. “What a circus.” He strode a few more steps into the room. “We’re here for the woman claiming to own this place. Where is she?”
Isobelle started to rise, her body tensing. Gwen, her heart shriveling at the phrasing of the guard’s demand, put a hand over Isobelle’s. One of the waitstaff who’d been helping to deliver drinks stepped forward, her chin lifting. “She ain’t here, mister.”
The mustachioed guard snorted, eyeing the girl with disdain. “Here or not, we’re shutting this place down. Unlicensed hedge witchery on the premises.”
This was too much for Isobelle, who lurched to her feet despite Gwen’s warning. “Hedge witchery?” she sputtered. “On whose say-so?”
The guard’s gaze traveled toward Isobelle and his eyes widened as he realized he was speaking to a noblewoman. “That’s confidential, my lady. But it’s obviously true. Here, look at that list of potions there.” He jerked his chin toward the board bearing the list of cocktails.
“Those aren’t potions!” Isobelle objected, her eyes blazing. “They’re drinks!”
The guard seemed to find Isobelle’s gaze nearly as difficult to withstand as Gwen, but he managed, gritting his teeth. “If the woman called Jinna is not here, we’ll take this one in her place to speak for her,” he said, reaching out to take the arm of the waiter who’d spoken earlier.
“Enough!” Jinna made her way through the crowd, her eyes flat, her lips set. “Enough, let her go. I’m the one you’re after.”
The guard looked her up and down, matching her up to some mental description. “You’re to come with us.”