Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Isobelle caught Gwen’s eye and beamed at her, noting that the other girl’s only response to her trademark killer smile was a tightening of her already-worried features, like someone preparing for a blow. Isobelle softened her smile, winked, and murmured, “Brace yourself.”
She pushed the door open.
They stepped into an ocean of raucous sound, women packed in tightly with drinks in hand, everyone raising their voices to be heard over everyone else. The fiddler (a woman, of course) had the dance floor hopping, and Isobelle recognized a few noblewomen in town for the tournament who had snuck away from the castle to join the fun.
Isobelle squared her shoulders and pushed her way through the crowd, letting it half carry her and Gwen toward the bar.
They reached the bar together, where the tavern owner herself was taking orders. Isobelle braced herself with her forearms to hold her space, squeaking as she was jostled against the wooden counter. Without speaking, Gwen put an arm behind her to fend off the crowd—she used her left arm, which made sense. The right one would be smarting after that hit she took from the second round with Sir Evonwald.
Isobelle glanced up to make a joke about that, but her gaze snagged on the other girl’s, and she forgot what she’d planned to say. There was a challenge in those moss-green eyes, a kind of barricade that Gwen had shut herself behind.
This was, Isobelle reflected, the first time she’d heard of a lady needing to storm the castle to reach a knight.
“Good evening, ladies, how can— Oh, Lady Isobelle!” The tavernkeeper had turned toward them, her face splitting into a grin. She was a middle-aged woman with sleek dark hair and black eyes and a nigh-uncanny talent for remembering the names of everyone who walked into her tavern. “But where are your friends? Surely you didn’t come alone?”
“Hi, Jinna! I’m here with my new friend Gwen.” Isobelle turned slightly so the woman could see Gwen standing behind her, face still frozen in confusion at the hubbub.
“Well, then your first round is on the house.” Jinna gestured to the board on the wall behind her, where a dozen handwritten drinks had been listed. “Gwen, since you’re new here, I do things a little differently in my place, and I mix my own drinks for my customers. Each coquetel is handcrafted, each guaranteed to conjure exactly what its name promises.”
Isobelle scanned the list, noting such tempting options as “Midnight Rendezvous” and “Twinkle-Toe Toddy,” until her eyes lit on the final drink on the menu. She found herself grinning. “I’ll have a White Knight, please.”
“An excellent choice. And you, Gwen?” The tavern owner’s gaze flicked across to Gwen, and Isobelle’s did, too.