Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
First, my deepest gratitude to Lord and Lady Adams, and to Lady Christabel, for the use of their carriages in traveling the countryside to track down elements of this tale. They have been the most faithful journeying companions any storyteller could wish, for some ten years or more. One would particularly like to thank Lord Adams for his titular contribution.
This storyteller offers her thanks as well to Countesses Tara and Sarah, and the good folks of the Harpers’ Guild for access to their archives, which contained many useful texts relating to dragons and their ilk. One could not be certain of getting this story right without their excellent assistance and faith.
In relation to the incident that took place during research in Lower Flushmire, which was entirely a misunderstanding, the aid of Baroness Liz and her team of diplomats from the Far Shore is deeply appreciated in avoiding a distinctly unpleasant evening in the stocks.
Marchioness Anna of Allunwin Castle and her kinsfolk are due thanks for the loan of particular items of clothing at a time of great need. As Lady Isobelle would be the first to say, the right dress is the key to any important endeavor.
This storyteller must also thank the mysterious Kristen of Pettitshire, of whom little is known, except that she wears a fascinating pin in her lapel, fashioned into the shape of an owl. One day, reader, perhaps you will find out what it signifies, but we have many leagues of story to cover first.
The researchers who have assisted this storyteller and her agents in hunting down specific references are too many to count, but Marquise Catherine is due particular thanks for secret information translated from French on more than one occasion. On this, I can say no more.
One also wishes to thank the many fine purveyors of books in shoppes and libraries for their unfailing support, most especially in the face of the dark magic that would silence them. They are witches all, of the most extraordinary power.
Many and varied scholars—including you, dear reader—have acted as patrons, and provided generous introductions or recommendations to others of their acquaintance. For this, one is eternally in your debt. Without the listener, the storyteller is nothing.
For magic both natural and alchemical, this humble storyteller owes a great debt of gratitude to certain covens in Asheville and Melbourne, as well as outlying agents, whose locations must not be disclosed for the sake of their safety. In particular, one wishes to thank the many brave and compassionate souls who live in or traveled to the misty blue mountains of North Carolina to aid this storyteller, and so many others, in recovering from a most devastating storm of unprecedented destruction.