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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

She had settled on a black mourning dress with minimal ruffles. She had left off the underskirts, which interfered with the drape a touch, but meant she was able to move more freely, and as they prepared to descend the stairs, she pulled her black veil down over her face.

“What are you doing?” Olivia whispered, her eyes widening in disbelief.

“I glow in the dark,” Isobelle pointed out, carefully twitching the netting into place. “Behind this, I am one with the shadows.”

Olivia surrendered and lifted the basket of tarts. “I will feed these to the guards,” she whispered. “Once I give the signal, Gwen, you take a look at the lock and search for a key, and Isobelle, you speak to the women. You have two minutes, and then we’re leaving.”

The pair of them followed the maid as she continued down the stairs, halting at her hand signal and letting her walk on alone.

“Who goes?” called a rough male voice.

“Just me again, boys. Anyone for dessert?” Olivia’s singsongy tones paused, and then there was a giggle. “Not that kind of dessert, Alaric! Cheeky. Look, the cook’s just pulled these out of the oven. Gather round.”

She’d been down here every night for a week, and, like the ravens one of the stableboys trained to join him for breakfast, the guards had learned to arrive promptly for their treat.

There was a short silence as they ate, and Isobelle risked a peek around the corner, spotting Olivia chatting in a low voice with a group of four men in castle guard uniforms. As she watched, one of them stepped back, leaning against the wall with a bewildered expression. Then he looked down in surprise as his knees gave way, and he slithered down until he was seated.

“What—” one of them began, and then went silent.

Gwen grabbed Isobelle by the waist, pulling her back out of sight. The touch of her hands created a flutter of sparks that ran all the way down to Isobelle’s toes, via several interesting stops along the way. Isobelle caught her breath, but forced herself to keep her mind on their mission, and not on how viscerally Gwen’s touch had affected her.

Then Olivia appeared, her basket now almost empty. “They’re out,” she whispered. “They won’t remember anything about tonight, much less the tarts. But none of them have the keys on them. Go on, I’ll keep watch here.”