Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
She had settled on a black mourning dress with minimal ruffles. She had left off the underskirts, which interfered with the drape a touch, but meant she was able to move more freely, and as they prepared to descend the stairs, she pulled her black veil down over her face.
“What are you doing?” Olivia whispered, her eyes widening in disbelief.
“I glow in the dark,” Isobelle pointed out, carefully twitching the netting into place. “Behind this, I am one with the shadows.”
Olivia surrendered and lifted the basket of tarts. “I will feed these to the guards,” she whispered. “Once I give the signal, Gwen, you take a look at the lock and search for a key, and Isobelle, you speak to the women. You have two minutes, and then we’re leaving.”
The pair of them followed the maid as she continued down the stairs, halting at her hand signal and letting her walk on alone.
“Who goes?” called a rough male voice.
“Just me again, boys. Anyone for dessert?” Olivia’s singsongy tones paused, and then there was a giggle. “Not that kind of dessert, Alaric! Cheeky. Look, the cook’s just pulled these out of the oven. Gather round.”
She’d been down here every night for a week, and, like the ravens one of the stableboys trained to join him for breakfast, the guards had learned to arrive promptly for their treat.
There was a short silence as they ate, and Isobelle risked a peek around the corner, spotting Olivia chatting in a low voice with a group of four men in castle guard uniforms. As she watched, one of them stepped back, leaning against the wall with a bewildered expression. Then he looked down in surprise as his knees gave way, and he slithered down until he was seated.
“What—” one of them began, and then went silent.
Gwen grabbed Isobelle by the waist, pulling her back out of sight. The touch of her hands created a flutter of sparks that ran all the way down to Isobelle’s toes, via several interesting stops along the way. Isobelle caught her breath, but forced herself to keep her mind on their mission, and not on how viscerally Gwen’s touch had affected her.
Then Olivia appeared, her basket now almost empty. “They’re out,” she whispered. “They won’t remember anything about tonight, much less the tarts. But none of them have the keys on them. Go on, I’ll keep watch here.”