Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
And when Sir Gawain handily knocks Sir Belmar off his horse in one try, without even shattering his lance, it takes the physicians well over twenty minutes to fight through the crowds to get to the lists and help the downed knight limp away. Half of them never make it at all, too busy tending to the fans who, having succumbed to the intense weight of their adoration, fainted before Gawain ever made it onto the field.
The weavers’ guild makes a fortune milling the cheapest garments they can manage with Sir Gawain’s pennant painted on the front. They call them tournament shirts, though the fans tend to shorten the name to something quicker to say.
The local portrait artist is busier than he’s ever been, knocking out card-sized paintings of ladies with Sir Gawain in his armor, their hands juuuuust about to lift his visor and reveal his face.
And a local blacksmith, emerging out of relative anonymity, displays a sudden talent for crafting tiny, beautifully detailed figurines of this new star—his smithy is completely overrun.
Our principal players now find themselves stuck under a rather crushing weight of deception in the face of intense, unrelenting scrutiny.
Sir Orson, cruising through his matches as well, was originally delighted to spread as many mad rumors about Sir Gawain as he could imagine. Now, however, he’s left to sit in stunned silence as his friends take turns sharing the wildest rumors they’ve managed to overhear or invent. He’s all: “Um, guys . . . I mean, it probably wasn’t the troll king, and he probably couldn’t shoot fire out of his eyes. . . .” Or: “Well, no, I’ve never seen him levitate during his pregame ritual, and I’m pretty sure he can’t control the other knights’ horses with his mind, either. . . .”
Olivia, doing her level best to keep Gwen in one piece—largely through the expert application of tight bandages and lurid green ointment—avoids the worst of the hubbub by lurking around the castle dungeons. She can’t get access to the imprisoned villagers yet, but she’s become quite the hit with the local lads employed as guards, because she always comes bearing snacks. Thus far, they’ve all been perfectly harmless. Who would drug a cupcake, after all? Certainly not Olivia. Certainly not yet, anyway.
Sylvie’s suspicions of Céline only seem to deepen, her mistrust of the other half of the mystery—Sir Gawain himself—slightly mollified by the obvious, undeniable happiness of her friend Isobelle. Jane modifies one of the T-shirts, sewing fluttering ribbons to the sleeves and tying the baggy hem into a knot around her midriff, showing a scandalous few inches of the curve of her stomach. Hilde begs Isobelle endlessly for her latest account of her “alone time” with Sir Gawain.