Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Then a familiar voice called, “Hey, now, that’s far enough!” Orson’s tone was jovial but firm. “I told you, Sir Gawain sees no one before or after his jousts. He devotes his pregame and postgame rituals to meditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop.”
One of the other knights got out half a protest, but Orson cut him off.
“You’ll have to see him in the lists, like everyone else.”
The other footsteps sounded again, thudding away from the tent, and then Orson himself ducked inside.
Gwen had gotten halfway stuck inside her helmet. “Thanks, Awesome,” she murmured, abandoning her attempt to hide her face. “Er, Orson.”
Orson laughed and came over to take her helmet from her. “No worries. Isobelle would have my hide if I stood by and did nothing while you got found out. Need some help?” he added, gesturing to her armor. “I promise not to kiss you like your last squire did.”
Gwen gave an uneasy chuckle and nodded, turning so Orson could get to the straps keeping her chest piece in place. “Thanks. I’m used to doing it myself, but . . .”
“But it’s much harder when your muscles are screaming in agony?” Orson finished for her, working the buckle free and prying the pieces apart so Gwen could squeeze out of them. “Really, this armor is ingenious.” He squinted, inspecting the shoulder articulation more closely.
“Thanks.” Gwen pulled her hands out of her gauntlets and began unbuckling her vambraces one by one. “I meant what I said before. When all this is done, I can show you how I make it. Make some for you too, if you want.”
Orson cast a sideways glance at her, hesitating, his expression saying clearly, When all this is done, you’re probably not going to be in a position to do anything. But what he said was, “That’d be awesome, thanks.”
Once the rest of Gwen’s armor was on the stand, Orson turned his back so Gwen could change out of her padding and into her costume as Céline.
“Look, I appreciate you covering for me with the other knights,” Gwen said, reaching out tentatively to touch Orson on the shoulder and let him know she was fully clothed again. “But, uh, you might not want to make me sound so very mysterious.”
Orson turned and raised both blond eyebrows at her. “Seriously? A brand-new knight who comes out of nowhere, who no one’s seen at any of the feasts or salons, who absolutely demolishes the competition and vanishes again as soon as he’s done so?” Orson shook his head, rolling his eyes skyward. “Sir Gawain is a mystery, you can’t avoid it. All I’m doing is muddying the waters with more mysteries, in the hope that no one spots which mysteries are the important ones to focus on.”