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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Then a familiar voice called, “Hey, now, that’s far enough!” Orson’s tone was jovial but firm. “I told you, Sir Gawain sees no one before or after his jousts. He devotes his pregame and postgame rituals to meditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop.”

One of the other knights got out half a protest, but Orson cut him off.

“You’ll have to see him in the lists, like everyone else.”

The other footsteps sounded again, thudding away from the tent, and then Orson himself ducked inside.

Gwen had gotten halfway stuck inside her helmet. “Thanks, Awesome,” she murmured, abandoning her attempt to hide her face. “Er, Orson.”

Orson laughed and came over to take her helmet from her. “No worries. Isobelle would have my hide if I stood by and did nothing while you got found out. Need some help?” he added, gesturing to her armor. “I promise not to kiss you like your last squire did.”

Gwen gave an uneasy chuckle and nodded, turning so Orson could get to the straps keeping her chest piece in place. “Thanks. I’m used to doing it myself, but . . .”

“But it’s much harder when your muscles are screaming in agony?” Orson finished for her, working the buckle free and prying the pieces apart so Gwen could squeeze out of them. “Really, this armor is ingenious.” He squinted, inspecting the shoulder articulation more closely.

“Thanks.” Gwen pulled her hands out of her gauntlets and began unbuckling her vambraces one by one. “I meant what I said before. When all this is done, I can show you how I make it. Make some for you too, if you want.”

Orson cast a sideways glance at her, hesitating, his expression saying clearly, When all this is done, you’re probably not going to be in a position to do anything. But what he said was, “That’d be awesome, thanks.”

Once the rest of Gwen’s armor was on the stand, Orson turned his back so Gwen could change out of her padding and into her costume as Céline.

“Look, I appreciate you covering for me with the other knights,” Gwen said, reaching out tentatively to touch Orson on the shoulder and let him know she was fully clothed again. “But, uh, you might not want to make me sound so very mysterious.”

Orson turned and raised both blond eyebrows at her. “Seriously? A brand-new knight who comes out of nowhere, who no one’s seen at any of the feasts or salons, who absolutely demolishes the competition and vanishes again as soon as he’s done so?” Orson shook his head, rolling his eyes skyward. “Sir Gawain is a mystery, you can’t avoid it. All I’m doing is muddying the waters with more mysteries, in the hope that no one spots which mysteries are the important ones to focus on.”