Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen came back to life. “We weren’t doing anything!” she blurted. “And . . .” Looking down, she seemed to notice she was still wearing the bottom half of Sir Gawain’s armor. She looked at it, looked at the girl in her arms, and sagged, letting go of Isobelle. “I don’t think there’s any way to walk this back, actually,” she mumbled.
Isobelle wrapped an arm around Gwen’s waist and watched her old friend, waiting to see which way he’d take this.
“This is just . . . I mean, there’s a lot to unpack here,” Orson said slowly. “This is . . .”
“It’s a lot,” Isobelle agreed soothingly.
“Is Gawain . . .” Bewildered, he turned to study Gwen. “You’re a girl?” His voice rose in a way that suggested he very much knew the answer to his question but needed someone to say it out loud.
Gwen lifted her chin, meeting his eyes. “I am.”
“Huh.” He nodded slowly, then nodded again, and Isobelle wondered how many times he’d do it if he weren’t interrupted.
“Orson,” she said slowly. “We’re—”
“You were kissing her,” he said, just now catching up with this fact. Orson never interrupted her, but he didn’t even register that she’d spoken.
“I—”
He whipped back to Gwen. “Where did you learn to joust?”
Gwen blinked at him. This was presumably not the follow-up question she’d anticipated. “Um,” she said. “A little by watching. A little by practicing in the woods near my village. But mostly, I learned in the last couple of weeks.”
“So—” Isobelle tried again.
“And she’s got armor,” Orson said to her plaintively. “Girls don’t wear armor.”
“Demonstrably not true,” Isobelle countered.
“It’s better than mine,” he protested. “I’ve been thinking about the articulated joints since I saw him take on Sir Evonwald. Her, I mean. How did . . .” But his momentum, having carried him this far, ran out. His voice trailed away, and he rubbed at the back of his neck.
Gwen’s gaze shifted carefully from Orson to Isobelle, and then back again. “I could make some for you,” she said. And then, after a short pause, in exactly the same tone—as if she could overwrite what she’d just said: “I could have some made for you.”
It wasn’t a bribe—that wasn’t Gwen’s way—but it wasn’t not a bribe.
Orson silently mouthed the words, but—though Isobelle suspected he wished with his whole heart that he could—he didn’t quite manage to erase the first version of the sentence. “Izzie,” he said plaintively. “Gawain is a girl. Who knows how to joust. And makes her own armor. And who was kissing you just now.”
“All true,” she conceded. “It’s a lot, I see that. Orson, you and I have known each other a long time, and—”