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  1. I
  2. ELEVENTH, OR COOKED CREAM
  3. II
  4. INTERLUDE—THE DAY OF ACCIDENTS, OR HOW ELEVENTH CAME TO BE FIRST
  5. III
  6. THE ORACLE AND THE APPRENTICE
  7. IV
  8. THE WATERS SPEAK
  9. V
  10. OVERCOOKED AND DESPISED
  11. VI
  12. LIKE THE LEAPING OF FROGS
  13. VII
  14. INTERLUDE—ANOTHER MISFORTUNE
  15. VIII
  16. A SACK OF CABBAGES IN THE DARK
  17. IX
  18. NO WORDS
  19. X
  20. THE MORNING PERAMBULATION OF THE SHEPHERD, OR THE HAREBRAINED AIRMONGER
  21. XI
  22. TENDER MANDIBLES
  23. XII
  24. FUR
  25. XIII
  26. HEARTH
  27. XIV
  28. THE LIMBS OF ANTS AND BEETLES
  29. XV
  30. THE WAY A BEAR LICKS HER CUBS INTO SHAPE
  31. XVI
  32. WHAT ANIMAL?
  33. XVII
  34. TRUTHS, OR TWO WHEELS SHEEP CHEESE
  35. XVIII
  36. ALL-TOOTHY FUR
  37. XIX
  38. AN EMPTINESS ALMOST UNEMPTIED
  39. XX
  40. A DELICATE ANIMAL
  41. XXI
  42. AH, THERE YOU ARE
  43. XXII
  44. NEVER MIND WORDS AND MAGIC AND MEANT TO
  45. XXIII
  46. THE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN THE THICK MUCK OF PIGS
  47. XXIV
  48. THE ROUND GOODNESS OF EGG
  49. XXV
  50. JUST A LONE MALE
  51. XXVI
  52. INTERLUDE—AN INFESTATION IN THE PRIESTS’ LIBRARY
  53. XXVII
  54. INKY BEETLES OF TRUTH
  55. XXVIII
  56. LOVE MAKES HER LIGHT AS A LAMB
  57. XXIX
  58. THE PIGLETS GROW FASTER TO PLEASE HIM
  59. XXX
  60. A MOUNTAIN TO MAKE THE SOUND MM
  61. XXXI
  62. WITH SOOT LEFT FROM FLAMES
  63. XXXII
  64. ANOTHER PANCAKE, PERHAPS?
  65. XXXIII
  66. SLIPPERY FISH SCALES
  67. XXXIV
  68. INTERLUDE—A MASSAGE OF THE TOES AND A TONIC OF BEETROOT
  69. XXXV
  70. A FAT, FLABBY RAT IN ITS MOUTH
  71. XXXVI
  72. A LITTLE CLOUD
  73. XXXVII
  74. A LIE, A SEED OF UNCERTAINTY
  75. XXXVIII
  76. NOTHING-FULL
  77. XXXIX
  78. THE SMELL OF BIRDS IN THE AIR
  79. XL
  80. ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVESIX
  81. XLI
  82. THE KING GROWS TIRED OF HIS ACROBATS
  83. XLII
  84. A GREASY SHRIEK
  85. XLIII
  86. TSPTSP, OR THE VIOLENT NOISE OF NATURE
  87. XLIV
  88. THE FEELING OF TEETH IN HIS MOUTH
  89. XLV
  90. A TERRIFYING EAGERNESS, OR CURDS ROUNDING IN WHEY
  91. XLVI
  92. DORMICE, FLAMINGOES, HONEYCAKE, PLUMS
  93. XLVII
  94. SAUSAGE-GREASED FINGERS
  95. XLVIII
  96. ALL BELLY EMPTY AND FULL
  97. XLIX
  98. A PLATTER OF MEAT
  99. L
  100. EMPTY, EMPTY, EMPTY
  101. LI
  102. SOFT, FAT, AND GHOSTLY
  103. LII
  104. DRIP
  105. LIII
  106. THE NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING, OR TTHHHRRRP
  107. LIV
  108. THE UNPICKING
  109. LV
  110. A MIRAGE, A FEVER
  111. LVI
  112. HOW CURIOUS: A WAY IN
  113. LVII
  114. TOO-HASTY SEAMS
  115. LVIII
  116. HE LEAVES THE BONES
  117. LIX
  118. NO-LONGER-A-NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING
  119. LX
  120. SHE SPEAKS! SHE SPEAKS!
  121. LXI
  122. WRRRR
  123. LXII
  124. INTERLUDE—FRAGMENTS AND EPHEMERA
  125. LXIII
  126. LIKE SLEEPING, LIKE DREAMING
  127. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

In much the same way, sixth was done in by a strap come undone, but so off balance was he in his fall that he tumbled all through his room and then out his window and down to his death in the courtyard below. Sentries resting there heard him curse the wayward strap as he fell through the air, Oh, traitorous! I am betrayed!

Second, wee babe, died in his sleep, napping in the half-light of late afternoon.

And such was his grief on the loss of his child that first, who died last, smothered himself in the depths of his pillow late in the night as he sought to silence his cries.

A brutish age. A brutish day, with accidents like that.

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When the chroniclers of the age wrote about this day, none thought to question the terrible misfortune that had befallen the first through the tenth, for, yea, though the misfortune was great, it was not inconceivable for such a series of accidents to occur, despite their large number in so short a time. None thought to record how a rider galloped away from each accident to carry the news to a man with a wriggling worm for a lip. Instead, they focused on the tremendous good luck that eleventh, in all his wisdom, had sat himself on a stool outside a door to watch a pair of ditch diggers all through the day, and thus, through intelligent idleness, brought the succession of accidents to an end. So wrote the chronicler Agnolo the Flat-Footed:

And the palace guards that arrived did find eleventh—now first—eating alone in his chamber late in the day. And when they knelt before him and called him king, he lifted a spoonful of cooked cream and asked whatever did they mean. And his tutor, the great, good governor who entered the chamber then in a hurry, did have to explain, with much wriggling of his mouth, that eleventh was now first and should be king of all the land. And the guards who looked on were well amazed that the new king showed neither astonishment nor bewilderment upon his pale cheeks but finished the scraping of the cooked cream from the sides of his dish, which he did then eat slowly and with much contentment.

III

THE ORACLE AND THE APPRENTICE

A man will become a bird.

A boy will become a lily.

Bees and eggs and feathers stuffed make eleven one.

Terror—there’s no adder in the garden!

Horror—no lace will cause a man to fall!

Oh, one, oh, king, oh, one.

For days now, the oracle had been wailing the oddest laments as she puttered up and down the mountain. The oracle’s apprentice, who had grown well used to the strangeness of the old woman’s mutterings, nevertheless found these lamentations particularly unnerving. When they knelt at the pool to wash and moonlight shimmered on the water, the oracle would suddenly cry, The mare would not kick her master! Or, climbing the hillside, she would pause and hold out a handful of stones. His own sword in another’s hand! Whenever the apprentice asked the old woman what she meant, though, the oracle would simply shake her head: She was not aware of the words coming from her mouth. Or, if she was, she would not say more to help her apprentice understand.