Contents ( 127)
- I
- ELEVENTH, OR COOKED CREAM
- II
- INTERLUDE—THE DAY OF ACCIDENTS, OR HOW ELEVENTH CAME TO BE FIRST
- III
- THE ORACLE AND THE APPRENTICE
- IV
- THE WATERS SPEAK
- V
- OVERCOOKED AND DESPISED
- VI
- LIKE THE LEAPING OF FROGS
- VII
- INTERLUDE—ANOTHER MISFORTUNE
- VIII
- A SACK OF CABBAGES IN THE DARK
- IX
- NO WORDS
- X
- THE MORNING PERAMBULATION OF THE SHEPHERD, OR THE HAREBRAINED AIRMONGER
- XI
- TENDER MANDIBLES
- XII
- FUR
- XIII
- HEARTH
- XIV
- THE LIMBS OF ANTS AND BEETLES
- XV
- THE WAY A BEAR LICKS HER CUBS INTO SHAPE
- XVI
- WHAT ANIMAL?
- XVII
- TRUTHS, OR TWO WHEELS SHEEP CHEESE
- XVIII
- ALL-TOOTHY FUR
- XIX
- AN EMPTINESS ALMOST UNEMPTIED
- XX
- A DELICATE ANIMAL
- XXI
- AH, THERE YOU ARE
- XXII
- NEVER MIND WORDS AND MAGIC AND MEANT TO
- XXIII
- THE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN THE THICK MUCK OF PIGS
- XXIV
- THE ROUND GOODNESS OF EGG
- XXV
- JUST A LONE MALE
- XXVI
- INTERLUDE—AN INFESTATION IN THE PRIESTS’ LIBRARY
- XXVII
- INKY BEETLES OF TRUTH
- XXVIII
- LOVE MAKES HER LIGHT AS A LAMB
- XXIX
- THE PIGLETS GROW FASTER TO PLEASE HIM
- XXX
- A MOUNTAIN TO MAKE THE SOUND MM
- XXXI
- WITH SOOT LEFT FROM FLAMES
- XXXII
- ANOTHER PANCAKE, PERHAPS?
- XXXIII
- SLIPPERY FISH SCALES
- XXXIV
- INTERLUDE—A MASSAGE OF THE TOES AND A TONIC OF BEETROOT
- XXXV
- A FAT, FLABBY RAT IN ITS MOUTH
- XXXVI
- A LITTLE CLOUD
- XXXVII
- A LIE, A SEED OF UNCERTAINTY
- XXXVIII
- NOTHING-FULL
- XXXIX
- THE SMELL OF BIRDS IN THE AIR
- XL
- ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVESIX
- XLI
- THE KING GROWS TIRED OF HIS ACROBATS
- XLII
- A GREASY SHRIEK
- XLIII
- TSPTSP, OR THE VIOLENT NOISE OF NATURE
- XLIV
- THE FEELING OF TEETH IN HIS MOUTH
- XLV
- A TERRIFYING EAGERNESS, OR CURDS ROUNDING IN WHEY
- XLVI
- DORMICE, FLAMINGOES, HONEYCAKE, PLUMS
- XLVII
- SAUSAGE-GREASED FINGERS
- XLVIII
- ALL BELLY EMPTY AND FULL
- XLIX
- A PLATTER OF MEAT
- L
- EMPTY, EMPTY, EMPTY
- LI
- SOFT, FAT, AND GHOSTLY
- LII
- DRIP
- LIII
- THE NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING, OR TTHHHRRRP
- LIV
- THE UNPICKING
- LV
- A MIRAGE, A FEVER
- LVI
- HOW CURIOUS: A WAY IN
- LVII
- TOO-HASTY SEAMS
- LVIII
- HE LEAVES THE BONES
- LIX
- NO-LONGER-A-NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING
- LX
- SHE SPEAKS! SHE SPEAKS!
- LXI
- WRRRR
- LXII
- INTERLUDE—FRAGMENTS AND EPHEMERA
- LXIII
- LIKE SLEEPING, LIKE DREAMING
- ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
But the no-longer-a-boy-boy-king could not be mollified. “I must leave this palace,” he declared.
“Did you not hear me? I said it won’t be long—”
“Arrange it now!” he demanded.
“But, just days—”
“NOW!”
Governor-Advisor inclined his head. “And where would the king like to travel?”
“Home.”

Home.
It took some time for Governor-Advisor to understand what the king meant by home, but at last the king was tucked in a carriage with cushions and a small staff following after. It was the longest he’d traveled in… well, a very good long while. Still—he hadn’t journeyed more than a few miles when his eyes fluttered closed. The bouncing of the carriage was so comforting. And with every mile that passed, the sound of the girl’s singing grew quieter. Under the creak of the wheels, he could scarcely hear it at all. For most of the trip, he reclined in pillow-soft, cradle-rocked sleep.
Only when they began to draw close did he try to stay awake. “Are we there yet?” he asked his driver. “Are we there?” Finally, yes, they were nearly there. Lifting himself from the pillows, he watched the landscape glide past. He was pleased to see all the improvements that had been made under his rule. The road was straight. The trees had been cleared. The land was no longer wild and unkempt. How much more civilized it had become. No vines, no underbrush, no moss, no ferns. The swamp was contained in straight waterways—gloomy pools made ordered and neat. He admired how open everything was—open and dry. Almost golden, he thought. Even the smell… he sniffed. No. It had none of the damp scent of mud and green he remembered from his childhood. It smelled instead like heat, like the swamp had been baked. Like its underside had been cooked. Dusty swamp cake.
Swamp cake. He smiled. He liked that.
My mother must like this, too, he thought. How pleased she must be, everything so polished and fine.
His smile became a half smile. His mother. How long had it been since he’d thought of her? And now he would see her! He was surprised he had not realized this. In an idle kind of way, he wondered if this was why he had wanted to travel home. Did he want to see her? Perhaps he did.
Bouncing along in the carriage, he watched the beige land sweep past. Yes, he thought, half smiling. She must be pleased.

No one but a maid was awake to greet them when they finally arrived. Lantern in hand, she led the king through the halls. Even in the flickering light, the king could see all the refinements that had been made—the marbled floors, the gilded cornices, the gem-riddled friezes—and he half smiled again thinking of his mother’s long-ago wishes. But as the maid opened the door to a new wing, he stopped her.