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  1. I
  2. ELEVENTH, OR COOKED CREAM
  3. II
  4. INTERLUDE—THE DAY OF ACCIDENTS, OR HOW ELEVENTH CAME TO BE FIRST
  5. III
  6. THE ORACLE AND THE APPRENTICE
  7. IV
  8. THE WATERS SPEAK
  9. V
  10. OVERCOOKED AND DESPISED
  11. VI
  12. LIKE THE LEAPING OF FROGS
  13. VII
  14. INTERLUDE—ANOTHER MISFORTUNE
  15. VIII
  16. A SACK OF CABBAGES IN THE DARK
  17. IX
  18. NO WORDS
  19. X
  20. THE MORNING PERAMBULATION OF THE SHEPHERD, OR THE HAREBRAINED AIRMONGER
  21. XI
  22. TENDER MANDIBLES
  23. XII
  24. FUR
  25. XIII
  26. HEARTH
  27. XIV
  28. THE LIMBS OF ANTS AND BEETLES
  29. XV
  30. THE WAY A BEAR LICKS HER CUBS INTO SHAPE
  31. XVI
  32. WHAT ANIMAL?
  33. XVII
  34. TRUTHS, OR TWO WHEELS SHEEP CHEESE
  35. XVIII
  36. ALL-TOOTHY FUR
  37. XIX
  38. AN EMPTINESS ALMOST UNEMPTIED
  39. XX
  40. A DELICATE ANIMAL
  41. XXI
  42. AH, THERE YOU ARE
  43. XXII
  44. NEVER MIND WORDS AND MAGIC AND MEANT TO
  45. XXIII
  46. THE FLOWERS THAT BLOOM IN THE THICK MUCK OF PIGS
  47. XXIV
  48. THE ROUND GOODNESS OF EGG
  49. XXV
  50. JUST A LONE MALE
  51. XXVI
  52. INTERLUDE—AN INFESTATION IN THE PRIESTS’ LIBRARY
  53. XXVII
  54. INKY BEETLES OF TRUTH
  55. XXVIII
  56. LOVE MAKES HER LIGHT AS A LAMB
  57. XXIX
  58. THE PIGLETS GROW FASTER TO PLEASE HIM
  59. XXX
  60. A MOUNTAIN TO MAKE THE SOUND MM
  61. XXXI
  62. WITH SOOT LEFT FROM FLAMES
  63. XXXII
  64. ANOTHER PANCAKE, PERHAPS?
  65. XXXIII
  66. SLIPPERY FISH SCALES
  67. XXXIV
  68. INTERLUDE—A MASSAGE OF THE TOES AND A TONIC OF BEETROOT
  69. XXXV
  70. A FAT, FLABBY RAT IN ITS MOUTH
  71. XXXVI
  72. A LITTLE CLOUD
  73. XXXVII
  74. A LIE, A SEED OF UNCERTAINTY
  75. XXXVIII
  76. NOTHING-FULL
  77. XXXIX
  78. THE SMELL OF BIRDS IN THE AIR
  79. XL
  80. ONETWOTHREEFOURFIVESIX
  81. XLI
  82. THE KING GROWS TIRED OF HIS ACROBATS
  83. XLII
  84. A GREASY SHRIEK
  85. XLIII
  86. TSPTSP, OR THE VIOLENT NOISE OF NATURE
  87. XLIV
  88. THE FEELING OF TEETH IN HIS MOUTH
  89. XLV
  90. A TERRIFYING EAGERNESS, OR CURDS ROUNDING IN WHEY
  91. XLVI
  92. DORMICE, FLAMINGOES, HONEYCAKE, PLUMS
  93. XLVII
  94. SAUSAGE-GREASED FINGERS
  95. XLVIII
  96. ALL BELLY EMPTY AND FULL
  97. XLIX
  98. A PLATTER OF MEAT
  99. L
  100. EMPTY, EMPTY, EMPTY
  101. LI
  102. SOFT, FAT, AND GHOSTLY
  103. LII
  104. DRIP
  105. LIII
  106. THE NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING, OR TTHHHRRRP
  107. LIV
  108. THE UNPICKING
  109. LV
  110. A MIRAGE, A FEVER
  111. LVI
  112. HOW CURIOUS: A WAY IN
  113. LVII
  114. TOO-HASTY SEAMS
  115. LVIII
  116. HE LEAVES THE BONES
  117. LIX
  118. NO-LONGER-A-NO-LONGER-A-BOY-BOY-KING
  119. LX
  120. SHE SPEAKS! SHE SPEAKS!
  121. LXI
  122. WRRRR
  123. LXII
  124. INTERLUDE—FRAGMENTS AND EPHEMERA
  125. LXIII
  126. LIKE SLEEPING, LIKE DREAMING
  127. ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

A rider appeared out of the deep greenery and, seeing the governor in the path, brought his horse up short. Without dismounting, the rider leaned over his horse.

“Is it…?” the governor asked. Twitch.

“Done.” The rider patted the horse’s damp shoulder.

The governor glanced toward the doorway and the boy. “All ten?” Twitch. Twitch.

“All.” The rider looked toward the boy as well. “All ten heirs gone. Such accidents you arranged!”

“And did anyone see?”

The rider smiled. “No. None saw the men who did the pushing, the poisoning, the clobbering, the smothering. All as you planned. The new king”—he glanced again at the boy—“will seem to rise to his throne by misfortune. By accident. By fate or by chance.”

The thin little worm stretched itself then up the governor’s sallow cheeks, and the boy, still watching, wondering, forgot for a moment all about the sweetness and comfort of cooked cream, having never in all his life seen a worm twist itself about in such a brutish and terrible way.

II

INTERLUDE—THE DAY OF ACCIDENTS, OR HOW ELEVENTH CAME TO BE FIRST

Eighth was first. Stung by bees, a swarm, that somehow came in through the open chamber window. He was found swollen, pink-mottled, collapsed on his sheets, by the maid, who might have thought him still sleeping but for the crunching of bee carcasses under her feet and the overall disorder—the bed curtains having been torn from their posts, the water having been spilled from the pitcher, the chamber pot, even, having been heaved against the wall.

Fifth came next—a terrible fall. Terrible luck. The balcony rail gave way just where he was wont to lean, mornings, listening to birdsong, and he tumbled through the air, a big bird himself in his dressing gown, great white sleeves flapping, past the servant opening the shutters to clear away the fetid nighttime airs.

Seventh ate something disagreeable. Eggs, it was, only, the cook protested. Boiled in their shells! Still, he took to the privies, and then to his bed, and never saw noon after that.

Tenth followed fast. Kicked by his horse. At least it must have been so, for the stable boy came upon him laid out on the floor of the stall, a great red lump on his head, and the old mare half-saddled chewing hay in the corner.

Fourth never woke from a nap in the garden. Adder bite surely, said the doctor called to the body. Might those be fang marks there on the ankle, perhaps? I don’t know—don’t ask me—I’m sure they can bite through a boot.

Ninth so unwisely went swimming, and yet could not swim. Tunic spread wide all around, he was found floating in lilies—a flower in flowers—and the maid who discovered him could not stop wailing as she rocked the boy’s body. Why would he take to the water? she cried. What made him think he could swim?

Third after that—a ridiculous gaffe: He tripped on his own lace and fell on his own sword. Hidden by weeds in the field, too far away for his cries to be heard, he died a slow death surely full of regret for the lace he had too hastily tied.