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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

Again Lizzie answered brightly. ‘Old? Not in our class. Everyone’s under thirty-five, as far as I can make out. One or two are eighteen or nineteen. Students. You don’t think eighteen’s old, do you?’

Bruce shrugged. ‘When you see it on television, they’ve all got one foot in the grave,’ he said. ‘Seriously old. But it doesn’t matter. Old people need to do something, I suppose. Keeps them off the streets.’

Bruce laughed, but Lizzie did not join him. ‘Would you like to learn?’ she said. ‘I’d like you to, you know. You need a bridge partner, you see, and since we’re going to get married and everything, I thought it might be nice if we could go to bridge together.’

Bruce looked thoughtful. ‘What’s the big attraction?’ he asked at last.

‘Intellectual,’ said Lizzie. ‘It involves memory and strategy and so on. And there is so much to learn – you could spend a lifetime learning bridge.’

Bruce shrugged. ‘If you’re so keen, I could give it a try.’

They had gone to their first class together that week. The instructor, a Dundonian with a central parting and horn-rimmed spectacles, had welcomed Bruce warmly and had pressed Ron Klinger’s Bridge Guide into his hand. ‘This is the Bible,’ he said. ‘Think of Mr Klinger as Moses and this guide as the Ten Commandments.’ He put on a deep, stentorian voice. ‘Thou shalt not open with less than twelve points,’ he intoned. ‘Thou shalt not communicate with thy partner other than by bidding.’

Bruce stared at him blankly, and the instructor laughed nervously. ‘It’s a useful book,’ he said lamely.

Lizzie dug Bruce in the ribs. ‘Bruce is really looking forward to learning, Arthur,’ she said. ‘Aren’t you, Bruce?’

They went to their table, where Lizzie introduced the other players. ‘This is Carol and this …’ she hesitated very slightly, ‘this is Diane.’

Bruce greeted the two young women. He had never seen Carol, as far as he knew; Diane, for some reason, seemed slightly familiar. Edinburgh was not a large place, of course, and one ran into people here and there.

Diane looked at Bruce and smiled warmly. ‘Lizzie says that she thinks you’ll be really good,’ she said. ‘She said you were good at figures.’

‘Yes,’ said Bruce. ‘I appreciate figures.’

He raised an eyebrow suggestively, and Diane looked away. Carol did not notice. Lizzie was busy shuffling the cards.

‘Right,’ said Diane. ‘This is the way it works. We play four hands to begin with. Then Arthur gives us a talk on some convention or some tactic. That takes about half an hour. Then we play a whole rubber. Then we go to the pub.’

‘Fine,’ said Bruce. ‘Lizzie has explained the basic rules of bidding. I’ll pick up the rest as we go along.’