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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

Domenica and Angus arrived at the Santa Maria Nuova Hospital three hours after Antonia had been taken away in her ambulance, its siren echoing through the narrow Florentine streets. The delay was deliberate and was not indicative of a lack of concern on their part. There was no point, Domenica suggested, in arriving contemporaneously with the patient: the doctors would need to make their admission examination and it would not help them to have anxious friends tugging at their clinical sleeves. So they continued with their visit to the Uffizi, taking in if not everything they had hoped to see, then at least some portion of it.

At the hospital they were ushered into a small, sparsely furnished waiting room outside the office of the clinical director. A secretary attended to them, offering them a glass of water and a small plate of biscotti while they waited.

‘Such courteous people,’ said Domenica as the secretary left the room. ‘Can you imagine the National Health Service offering anybody biscotti?’

‘Alas, I cannot,’ said Angus, helping himself to one of the small, brittle biscuits. He examined the biscuit carefully, as if looking for something. ‘This reminds me of Proust’s madeleine cake. Perhaps that’s why they keep them in a psychiatric institution – to promote Proustian reflections that might, in turn, aid diagnosis.’

‘Highly unlikely,’ said Domenica.

Their conversation was interrupted by the sound of footsteps outside, followed by the entry into the room of a tall man in a white coat.

‘Please excuse my tardiness,’ said the doctor. ‘I am Professor Sergio Novelletto. I am sorry to have kept you waiting.’

They both stood up to shake the doctor’s hand. As Domenica took his hand, he drew hers up to his lips and kissed it in an elaborate display of formal manners. Then he invited them to sit.

‘I have been at the bedside of your poor friend,’ he said, looking by turn at Angus and Domenica. ‘It is a classic case of a crisis brought on by excessive exposure to art and to …’ he looked out of the window at the Florentine skyline, ‘and to these antique and beautiful stones. We call this condition Stendhal Syndrome, as you may be aware. Indeed it is here in this very institution that the pioneering work on this condition was done. My distinguished colleague, Professor Graziella Magherini, had the honour of naming this condition. She is the author of the standard work on the subject, La Sindrome di Stendhal: Il malessere del viaggiatore di fronte alla grandezza dell’arte. So we are well placed to treat the crises that this unfortunate condition brings about.’

‘We have heard of it,’ said Angus.