Chapters (89)
- Also by Alexander McCall Smith
- COPYRIGHT
- Contents
- Preface
- 1. Nothing But Tenderness
- 2. A Very Considerate Husband
- 3. At Big Lou’s
- 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
- 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
- 6. The Ways of Ulysses
- 7. Anthropological Issues
- 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
- 9. The Grosseto Road
- 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
- 11. Pat’s Flat
- 12. The Green Hotel
- 13. On the 23 Bus
- 14. Regurgitation Issues
- 15. Edinburgh People
- 16. For Love or Money
- 17. The News from Arbroath
- 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
- 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
- 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
- 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
- 22. More About Baden-Powell
- 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
- 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
- 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
- 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
- 27. Forgery Exposed
- 28. A Game of Bridge
- 29. Underneath the Lamplight
- 30. Trust and Revelation
- 31. Pregnancy Plans
- 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
- 33. The Implications of Boys
- 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
- 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
- 36. Fear a’ Bhata
- 37. Political Crisis
- 38. Show and Tell
- 39. Which World Am I Living In?
- 40. A Moment on Queen Street
- 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
- 42. Life and Chance
- 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
- 44. A Move to Moray Place
- 45. In Moray Place
- 46. What We Really Are
- 47. The Symbolism of Birds
- 48. The Breaking of the Heart
- 49. Chinoiserie
- 50. Matthew is Decisive
- 51. A Letter of Comfort
- 52. The Meaning of Always
- 53. An Offer is Made
- 54. The Therapeutic Hour
- 55. Men Can Cry
- 56. From Scotland With Love
- 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
- 58. Painful Questions
- 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
- 60. The Comfort of Friends
- 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
- 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
- 63. Italy At Last
- 64. Services to the Republic
- 65. The Impact of Italy
- 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
- 67. An Outing Begins
- 68. The Need for Evidence
- 69. On Subsidence
- 70. Supporting Walls
- 71. Arrival at the Villa
- 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
- 73. The Possibilities of Florence
- 74. In Proper Boots
- 75. The Haar Rolls In
- 76. A Real Boy’s Room
- 77. Bertie’s Dream
- 78. An Incident in a Café
- 79. Unbearable Beauty
- 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
- 81. A Terrible Mistake
- 82. Shocking Developments
- 83. A Hinterland of Regret
- 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
- 85. The Timetable of Happiness
‘What if the path goes over the edge of a cliff, Daddy?’ asked Bertie, his voice seeming to echo in the swirling mist.
‘Highly unlikely, Bertie,’ said Stuart. ‘Paths don’t go over cliffs; they follow the contours of the hill. That’s what we’re doing right now, and any moment now we shall find ourselves on the A702. Then we shall simply walk back to Flotterstone, retrieve our car, and travel home to Edinburgh. Have courage, Bertie.’
Bertie swallowed. Having gained height, they were now losing it again, but the vegetation around them had changed. Heather had given way to pasture, and there was a drystane dyke looming up through the white porridge of the haar.
‘We’ll follow this dyke,’ said Stuart. ‘Dykes always go somewhere, Bertie – that’s a tip for you to remember. I shouldn’t be surprised if this dyke doesn’t lead to a farm somewhere. And farms always have tracks that take you to public roads. So we’ll be fine – you mark my words.’
They walked on. The haar was lifting slightly now, and ghostly trees began to make themselves visible. And then, as they surmounted a small knowe, they saw lights in the middle distance. A few yards later and the lights were shown to be coming from a farmhouse, to the rear of which was a small cluster of trees and a steading.
‘There you are, Bertie,’ said Stuart. ‘Right on cue: a farmhouse. We can ask directions there – not that I think we’re really lost.’
They approached the farmhouse, a comfortable-looking building with white harling and blue-painted doors and window frames. Stuart went up to the front door and knocked loudly. Inside the porch a light was switched on and there was the sound of an inner door being opened. A woman appeared, dusting her hands on a white apron tied around her waist.
‘Sorry to disturb you,’ said Stuart. ‘But I think that we’re a bit lost. We’re trying to get to Flotterstone.’
The woman smiled. ‘Well, you’re very lost, if you ask me. Flotterstone is way over that way – behind the hill.’
‘Ah,’ said Stuart. ‘I see.’
The woman looked past Stuart. ‘And there’s your wee boy. My, he looks a bit bedraggled. I think you should come away in and I’ll make you a cup of tea.’
Stuart thanked her, and he and Bertie went inside, removing their boots and leaving them in the front porch alongside a collection of well-used farming footwear.
‘I have a son about your age,’ said the woman to Bertie. ‘He’s called Andy. We call him Wee Andy because his father’s called Andy too. What’s your name?’
‘Bertie. I’m Bertie Pollock.’
‘Now that’s a fine name,’ said the woman. ‘I know some Pollocks. They farm over at Muckle Buggie. You’re not related to them, are you?’
Stuart shook his head. ‘We’re Scotland Street,’ he said.