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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

‘What if the path goes over the edge of a cliff, Daddy?’ asked Bertie, his voice seeming to echo in the swirling mist.

‘Highly unlikely, Bertie,’ said Stuart. ‘Paths don’t go over cliffs; they follow the contours of the hill. That’s what we’re doing right now, and any moment now we shall find ourselves on the A702. Then we shall simply walk back to Flotterstone, retrieve our car, and travel home to Edinburgh. Have courage, Bertie.’

Bertie swallowed. Having gained height, they were now losing it again, but the vegetation around them had changed. Heather had given way to pasture, and there was a drystane dyke looming up through the white porridge of the haar.

‘We’ll follow this dyke,’ said Stuart. ‘Dykes always go somewhere, Bertie – that’s a tip for you to remember. I shouldn’t be surprised if this dyke doesn’t lead to a farm somewhere. And farms always have tracks that take you to public roads. So we’ll be fine – you mark my words.’

They walked on. The haar was lifting slightly now, and ghostly trees began to make themselves visible. And then, as they surmounted a small knowe, they saw lights in the middle distance. A few yards later and the lights were shown to be coming from a farmhouse, to the rear of which was a small cluster of trees and a steading.

‘There you are, Bertie,’ said Stuart. ‘Right on cue: a farmhouse. We can ask directions there – not that I think we’re really lost.’

They approached the farmhouse, a comfortable-looking building with white harling and blue-painted doors and window frames. Stuart went up to the front door and knocked loudly. Inside the porch a light was switched on and there was the sound of an inner door being opened. A woman appeared, dusting her hands on a white apron tied around her waist.

‘Sorry to disturb you,’ said Stuart. ‘But I think that we’re a bit lost. We’re trying to get to Flotterstone.’

The woman smiled. ‘Well, you’re very lost, if you ask me. Flotterstone is way over that way – behind the hill.’

‘Ah,’ said Stuart. ‘I see.’

The woman looked past Stuart. ‘And there’s your wee boy. My, he looks a bit bedraggled. I think you should come away in and I’ll make you a cup of tea.’

Stuart thanked her, and he and Bertie went inside, removing their boots and leaving them in the front porch alongside a collection of well-used farming footwear.

‘I have a son about your age,’ said the woman to Bertie. ‘He’s called Andy. We call him Wee Andy because his father’s called Andy too. What’s your name?’

‘Bertie. I’m Bertie Pollock.’

‘Now that’s a fine name,’ said the woman. ‘I know some Pollocks. They farm over at Muckle Buggie. You’re not related to them, are you?’

Stuart shook his head. ‘We’re Scotland Street,’ he said.