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Chapters (89)
  1. Also by Alexander McCall Smith
  2. COPYRIGHT
  3. Contents
  4. Preface
  5. 1. Nothing But Tenderness
  6. 2. A Very Considerate Husband
  7. 3. At Big Lou’s
  8. 4. Auden and Burns, and Bertie
  9. 5. Pre-Natal Classroom – for Babies
  10. 6. The Ways of Ulysses
  11. 7. Anthropological Issues
  12. 8. Domenica Has Coffee With Dilly
  13. 9. The Grosseto Road
  14. 10. The Return of Pat Macgregor
  15. 11. Pat’s Flat
  16. 12. The Green Hotel
  17. 13. On the 23 Bus
  18. 14. Regurgitation Issues
  19. 15. Edinburgh People
  20. 16. For Love or Money
  21. 17. The News from Arbroath
  22. 18. Ten Years with the Pygmies
  23. 19. The Question of Cosmetic Surgery
  24. 20. The Aphrodite of Dundas Street
  25. 21. Impressionists and Post-Impressionists
  26. 22. More About Baden-Powell
  27. 23. The Insouciance of Tofu
  28. 24. Some Sophisticated Colours
  29. 25. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 1
  30. 26. 100 Things for a Boy to Do: Part 2
  31. 27. Forgery Exposed
  32. 28. A Game of Bridge
  33. 29. Underneath the Lamplight
  34. 30. Trust and Revelation
  35. 31. Pregnancy Plans
  36. 32. Dramatic, Life-Enhancing News
  37. 33. The Implications of Boys
  38. 34. Carnoustie Shortbread
  39. 35. Édouard Vuillard and the Interior Vision
  40. 36. Fear a’ Bhata
  41. 37. Political Crisis
  42. 38. Show and Tell
  43. 39. Which World Am I Living In?
  44. 40. A Moment on Queen Street
  45. 41. Psychotherapeutic Matters
  46. 42. Life and Chance
  47. 43. A Scotsman, His Life and Marriage
  48. 44. A Move to Moray Place
  49. 45. In Moray Place
  50. 46. What We Really Are
  51. 47. The Symbolism of Birds
  52. 48. The Breaking of the Heart
  53. 49. Chinoiserie
  54. 50. Matthew is Decisive
  55. 51. A Letter of Comfort
  56. 52. The Meaning of Always
  57. 53. An Offer is Made
  58. 54. The Therapeutic Hour
  59. 55. Men Can Cry
  60. 56. From Scotland With Love
  61. 57. Bonnie Irene’s Noo Awa
  62. 58. Painful Questions
  63. 59. Regret on Corstorphine Road
  64. 60. The Comfort of Friends
  65. 61. Big Lou on Art and Fashion
  66. 62. Unwelcome Thoughts
  67. 63. Italy At Last
  68. 64. Services to the Republic
  69. 65. The Impact of Italy
  70. 66. Pacta Sunt Servanda
  71. 67. An Outing Begins
  72. 68. The Need for Evidence
  73. 69. On Subsidence
  74. 70. Supporting Walls
  75. 71. Arrival at the Villa
  76. 72. Mistah Kurtz, He Dead
  77. 73. The Possibilities of Florence
  78. 74. In Proper Boots
  79. 75. The Haar Rolls In
  80. 76. A Real Boy’s Room
  81. 77. Bertie’s Dream
  82. 78. An Incident in a Café
  83. 79. Unbearable Beauty
  84. 80. Antonia’s Condition Explained
  85. 81. A Terrible Mistake
  86. 82. Shocking Developments
  87. 83. A Hinterland of Regret
  88. 84. Icarus, Cyril, a Ducati
  89. 85. The Timetable of Happiness

‘I’m really of the John Berger school myself,’ she went on. ‘I look behind the sitter and see the possessions. Those portraits are all about power and ownership.’

Cyril growled very softly.

‘But not all portraits are like that,’ Irene conceded. ‘I’m sure that yours aren’t. I’m sure that you have abundant psychological insight.’

‘I would hope to get a bit of that,’ mumbled Angus. Really, this woman! What they said about her was absolutely correct. She’s insufferable – quite insufferable.

Irene now emerged fully from the doorway. ‘You wouldn’t care to paint Bertie, would you?’ she said. ‘I’ve read about this big portrait competition. The BP Award, I believe it’s called. In fact, I went to see some of the portraits when they came on tour. Some of them were very good.’

‘I’m glad you approved,’ said Angus. ‘Portraiture is rather unfairly neglected, I think …’

Irene interrupted him. ‘Bertie would make a very interesting subject,’ she said. ‘He’s a remarkable little boy.’

‘I’m sure he is,’ said Angus. He saw Bertie from time to time in Drummond Place – a rather lonely little boy, he thought, who had once told him that he would like to have a dog. That’s right. And then he had said something about his mother not allowing him to have animals for some reason or another.

‘Yes,’ said Irene. ‘Bertie perhaps against a suitable background …’

‘I usually do studio portraits,’ said Angus.

‘There’s that wonderful portrait of Seamus Heaney,’ Irene enthused. ‘Do you know the one? It has Heaney against a background of a laurel bush, with birds on the branches of the bush. We could have Bertie—’

‘I know the portrait you’re talking about,’ said Angus. ‘It’s in Belfast, I think. The Ulster Museum. Of course birds are used as a symbol for poets, aren’t they? Sometimes unconsciously, of course. The Westwater portrait of Hugh MacDiarmid has seabirds flying around in the background.’ He looked at his watch. ‘You must forgive me. I’m expected at Domenica Macdonald’s upstairs.’

Irene cast a dismissive look upwards. ‘I’m sure you’ll find her in. I fear she doesn’t get out a great deal.’ She laughed. ‘But do remember about painting Bertie. Should you wish to, we’d be delighted.’

Angus nodded. ‘Thank you.’

He completed the climb up the stairs and rang Domenica’s doorbell.

‘I met your downstairs neighbour,’ he said. Domenica sighed. ‘She suggested that I paint Bertie’s portrait,’ Angus went on.

‘There’s no end to her ambition for that poor child,’ said Domenica. ‘But let’s not dwell upon such matters. We have so much to plan for the Italian trip.’

‘Good,’ said Angus. ‘I’ve just been to buy a few clothes. I can’t wait.’