Contents ( 134)
- Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
- Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
- Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
- Miller the (Mini) Killer
- Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
- The Awesomes!
- We Stink!
- Home, Sweet Home
- Sweet Home Georgiabama
- My Mom Is My Best Friend
- The Princess Dress Code
- Not My Problem
- This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
- I’m In!
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
- Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
- “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
- A Day at the School Factory
- Every Band Needs a Groupie
- Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
- My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
- It Ain’t Easy Being Green
- The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
- I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
- I’m Being Followed
- Stop, Book Thief!
- My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
- The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
- General Rafe Torture
- Rafe’s Revenge
- Playing War
- Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
- Completely Insane
- Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
- “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
- The Aftermath
- Going Bananas
- I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
- The Princesses
- Georgia’s Last Stand
- Rhonda Runs
- South Nowhere Street
- Smacked Down
- When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
- Revenge Served Lukewarm
- A Visit with the Lizard King
- This Deserves Two Chapters
- Crime and Punishment
- Shrinkology
- More Shrinkology
- Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
- Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
- How I Became a Princess
- The Strange Truth
- Jules Explains It All
- I’m Not Going
- Band Gone Weird
- Princess Gone Wild
- My Mom Is… My Mom
- One Other Thing
- Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
- Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes
- And… I Lost the Bet
- A SLAM-BAM ENDiNG(?) FOR OuR STORY
- WeLCOMe TO CAMP WANNAMORRA
- Contents
- Copyright
Some of it was even worse.
LET’S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT: RAFE KHATCHADORIAN IS NO BOOGER-EATER!
He’S JuST STuCK AT SuMMeR CAMP WiTH ONe.
Contents
Welcome
Dedication
Chapter 1: Rafe Is a Big, Fat Liar
Chapter 2: Don’t Mess with a Khatchadorian
Chapter 3: Horrors of an (In)Famous Brother
Chapter 4: Miller the (Mini) Killer
Chapter 5: Rhonda Helps Me, Helps, Helps Me, Rhonda
Chapter 6: The Princess Patrol!
Chapter 7: The Awesomes!
Chapter 8: We Stink!
Chapter 9: Home, Sweet Home
Chapter 10: Sweet Home Georgiabama
Chapter 11: My Mom Is My Best Friend
Chapter 12: The Princess Dress Code
Chapter 13: Not My Problem
Chapter 14: This Is Probably a Ginormous Mistake, But…
Chapter 15: I’m In!
Chapter 16: Mrs. Stricker Loves Me
Chapter 17: Mrs. Stricker Loves Me Not…
Chapter 18: “The First Detention Is Always the Hardest”—RAFE K.
Chapter 19: A Day at the School Factory
Chapter 20: Every Band Needs a Groupie
Chapter 21: Squealing on Rafe Is Fun
Chapter 22: My Mom Is My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 23: It Ain’t Easy Being Green
Chapter 24: The Princesses’ Hairstyle Rules
Chapter 25: I Wasn’t Crying About My Hair
Chapter 26: I’m Being Followed
Chapter 27: Stop, Book Thief!
Chapter 28: My Six Favorite Books This Year (So Far)
Chapter 29: The Truth About Jeanne Galletta
Chapter 30: General Rafe Torture
Chapter 31: Rafe’s Revenge
Chapter 32: Playing War
Chapter 33: Shoo Pie, Don’t Bother Me
Chapter 34: Completely Insane
Chapter 35: Grandma’s Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown
Chapter 36: “We Stink” Up the Garage Sale
Chapter 37: The Aftermath
Chapter 38: Going Bananas
Chapter 39: I Find You Offensive, Mini-Miller the Killer
Chapter 40: The Princesses
Chapter 41: Georgia’s Last Stand
Chapter 42: Rhonda Runs
Chapter 43: South Nowhere Street
Chapter 44: Smacked Down
Chapter 45: When You Seek Revenge, Dig Two Graves
Chapter 46: Revenge Served Lukewarm
Chapter 47: A Visit with the Lizard King
Chapter 48: This Deserves Two Chapters
Chapter 49: Crime and Punishment
Chapter 50: Shrinkology
Chapter 51: More Shrinkology
Chapter 52: Jeanne Galletta Is Actually a Princess
Chapter 53: Practice Doesn’t Always Make Perfect
Chapter 54: How I Became a Princess
Chapter 55: The Strange Truth
Chapter 56: Jules Explains It All
Chapter 57: I’m Not Going
Chapter 58: My First Middle-School Dance (Will I Ever Forget This Moment?) (I Have No Idea.) (Meh—I’ll Probably Forget It.)
Chapter 59: Band Gone Weird
Chapter 60: Princess Gone Wild
Chapter 61: My Mom Is… My Mom
Chapter 62: One Other Thing
Chapter 63: Cease-Fire Between Rafe and Me (This Is Real. Honest.)
Chapter 64: Cease-Fire Over, War Resumes
Chapter 65: And… I Lost the Bet