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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

At that, everybody dissolved into laughter, and the strangeness was gone, vanished like smoke on the breeze.

“Well, it was a remarkable performance by all parts of the dragon,” Gwen told her. “Though you excelled.”

“I knew she would inspire you,” Isobelle replied, and Gwen shot her a quelling look, which was, in fairness, well earned.

“It made me wish I could dance like that,” Gwen agreed. “Truly, to move that way, each of you different but all in unison—you must practice from sunup to sundown.”

“Tak, yes, we rehearse until our bodies know their purpose,” Astreta agreed, resuming her undressing until she was down to the sleek black suit she wore beneath her armor, and fanning herself. “Until the steps are a part of the body, one must practice. One cannot be thinking of the steps—put my foot here, twist like so—and also of the emotion required.”

Gwen wasn’t bothering to hide that she was listening far more intently than the average noblewoman might. “And I imagine you can’t put your foot just so, or twist like so, if your emotions are caught up where they shouldn’t be, either.”

“The mind must be one with the dance,” Astreta agreed, delighted to have found a willing audience. “There are so many of us, and moving so quickly. We cannot simply learn the steps and then produce them like windup toys. We must become this great creature together.”

“And how do you do that?” Gwen leaned forward. “How do you clear your mind? I find mine spins on and on—as if I’m on a badly trained horse, and the harder I try to control it, the more it rebels.”

Astreta’s smile changed to one of understanding. “Ah, I do not clear my mind,” she replied. “I am part of a dance company, my friend. I am full of fire. There is always drama here—always someone coming, someone going, someone falling in love, someone crying out in grief. I cannot stop all the horses that wish to gallop through my mind. I simply guide them. I create a valley, with steep walls on each side, and tell them ‘You may run as fast as you wish, but run this way!’ Then I take all the power of their galloping, and I make it my performance.”

Gwen’s lips parted a little, as though she’d seen something she wanted but couldn’t have. Isobelle nibbled her lip, watching her. Had Gwen been worrying about her jousts, about knighting without panicking? She’d always seemed so calm, so determined. So natural at it, as Madame Dupont had told her.

“I wish I knew how to do as you do,” Gwen said simply.

“I am not sure how to teach it to someone,” Astreta replied thoughtfully. “But I will say this. The horses listen better if you are not afraid of them.”