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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

The creature roared out of three dozen throats at once, and out of its mouth spilled the dancers costumed in the colors of flame. The slope of the hill they moved on was nearly invisible in the darkness, and the illusion of a three-dimensional dragon taking form before their audience’s eyes was stunningly complete. The movements of the dancers were so perfectly synchronized that it was impossible to see them as separate people instead of one massive, deadly beast. So much so that when the dancers scattered and coalesced again, in a new place, as if the dragon had taken wing and flown to the opposite edge of the cleared space, the audience members closest to them screamed and leapt back.

Gwen’s heart was pounding, her muscles demanding action. Some instinct from deep within her wanted to reach for a weapon, even as the rest of her mind tried frantically to remind her that what she was witnessing was a dance, a celebration, a mere echo of ages long past. That there were no dragons, not anymore.

The dragon veered sharply toward them, and the flame dancers shot out in a riot of reds and yellows. Isobelle, laughing, leapt back, but Gwen couldn’t move. One of the dancers caught her eye and grinned knowingly—then she tugged lightly at the edge of Gwen’s skirt, as if to say, See? Now you’re dead. And then she skipped off to rejoin the rest of the dragon.

A new instrument joined the musicians at the high end of the hill: the bright, brassy glare of a trumpet. From the side of the square came a lone dancer, not a part of the living, breathing creature the others had become. This one wore a suit of armor—or, at least, silver-threaded leggings and flowing drapes that suggested the overlapping panels of a suit of armor—and a helmet.

The knight.

He came wearing a sword at his belt and with a long, gleaming lance tucked under one arm. He charged the dragon, which scattered and coalesced again on the other side of the clearing. The dragon roared at the knight, spitting flames that reached out toward him with grasping arms—but he leapt and dodged, landing and rolling easily back to his feet.

For a long stretch of heartbeats, they were perfectly matched. The knight could not charge fast enough to strike the dragon before it fled, and the dragon could not get an angle good enough on the knight to roast him alive.

Gwen’s head spun. Distantly, she realized she’d forgotten to breathe.

Then the dragon twisted the other way during one of the knight’s charges, and it caught the lance in a sweeping blow with one of its arms. The sound it made as it shattered was a screech of strings and the deep thump of an ominous drum.