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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Isobelle was clearly feeling the effects of the beverage, too. Her cheeks were flushed, her eyes sparkled, and her voice spilled out in laughing, burbling quips. Gwen tried to keep her eyes on each of the girls in equal measure, but it was hard not to watch the queen of this court, presiding over her ladies with the perfect mix of tipsy whimsy and graceful composure.

The next question from Jane, Hast thou ever been from France?, made Gwen choke and take the tiniest sip she could manage from her cup.

“Please, I beg of you,” she pleaded, laughing. “Any more and I will lose the ability to speech. Speech.” She paused, then tried one more time. “Speak.”

Isobelle snorted, the sound rather startling Gwen—she usually kept herself in better check than that. Gwen wasn’t the only one who’d had too much of the uisce.

Hilde let out a long, lusty sigh. “Hast thou ever kissed a boy?” she asked, though no one had nominated her to ask the next question.

Jane slumped down into a supine position, moaned something about being personally victimized by this game, then downed the rest of her cup in one swig. Gwen watched Isobelle out of the corner of her eye, her own heartbeat sounding very loud in her ears. The queen bee of the group reached for the handle of her cup—but only to turn it on its saucer, adjusting its position.

“At least when I do,” Isobelle said cheerfully, “I’ll be ready for it.”

“There is that,” agreed Hilde with a giggle. “Practice makes perfect.”

Gwen was missing something, she felt sure—but before her fuzzy brain could quite grasp what it was, Sylvie was leaning forward, gazing at her with interest. “Hast thou ever kissed anyone?” she asked pointedly.

Everyone—except Gwen—drank.

Gwen watched Isobelle’s cup rise to her lips and lower again, her mind churning as it tried to understand, through her haze, the significance of that.

Hilde noticed Gwen’s cup still on its saucer and lurched upward. “Ach, but, Céline, how will you be ready? Surely you have had friends to practice with, back in Toussaint? Come now, we will teach you. Maybe not Jane, unless you wish to lie down on the floor.” She took Jane’s cup from her, receiving a mild protest—or possibly a thank-you—from the supine girl.

Gwen’s heartbeat was surely loud enough now to be heard. This time she very carefully did not look at Isobelle. The pleasant warmth in which the uisce had wrapped her suddenly felt heavy and cloying, an anxious knot twisting inside her. “Um . . . you all kiss each other? To practice for men?”

“It is a skill to be perfected to attract a rich husband, like any other.” Sylvie’s smile was wide and languid.

“And it’s fun,” Jane supplied from the floor.