Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“I’ll take four,” the lady announced, her perfectly symmetrical features alive with enthusiasm. “One for each of us. Right, girls?”
The rest of her friends had wandered off a few paces, their attention on another group of nobles strolling by. But just behind and to Isobelle’s left, the lady’s maid cleared her throat.
“Oh, you too?” Isobelle beamed. “Five, then!”
“Ah, no, my lady . . .” The maid’s expression betrayed very little, but for the tiniest flicker of alarm. “I was going to suggest you try buying something a little less . . . lethal.”
“Oh, come now, Olivia. I’m not going to cut myself.” Lady Isobelle paused, lips pursing. “Not again, anyway. Oh, fine. What about these?” She took a tiny step to the side, her gaze falling upon the rows of horseshoes.
Gwen blinked at her, and then glanced again at Olivia, whose poker face was of absolutely no help. “These . . . horseshoes?”
“Oh, is that what they are?” The blue eyes flitted back up, and Gwen felt a strange sense of vertigo, as if gravity wasn’t operating quite right—she couldn’t tell if the lady was teasing her, or if she truly had no idea what a horseshoe was.
“I don’t . . .” Gwen floundered, as the blush began rising again with a vengeance, swarming up her neck and threatening to choke her. “Surely the castle farrier would . . . I mean, you can tell him to see us if you need . . .”
Isobelle traced a fingertip along the curve of one of the horseshoes. “I’m thinking hung on the wall, for decoration. Any decent hedge witch says iron is the thing. We could call them good luck charms. Do you have any with some decoration on them?”
“Decoration?” Gwen echoed weakly, feeling like someone had cut her legs out from under her.
“Maybe a floral pattern, or something artsy and modern and geometrical?”
Numbly, Gwen shook her head.
Isobelle pursed her lips again. “Does your father ever do anything more ornate?”
“My father?” Gwen was beginning to sound like one of the town criers, repeating what they hear over and over.
“He’s the one who makes these, no? Amos himself?” Isobelle’s eyes dipped, falling on the spot where Gwen’s fingers curled around one of the horseshoes, her grip familiar and possessive.
Gwen let go, then immediately wished she hadn’t.
The other girl’s gaze, suddenly shrewd, met hers again. “Well, if your father ever does make any with decorations, they’ll go like hotcakes the next Market Day. I guarantee this time next month, every girl will want one for her own wall.”