Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen was used to manning the forge for an entire day, for there was no sense spending the fuel to heat it only to work an hour or two. And her arms and shoulders were fine—wielding a blade for hours was far less strenuous than swinging her hammer.
But Oh. My. God. Her feet.
Gwen let herself fall back onto the mattress, the soles of her feet pulsing with her heartbeat. When she closed her eyes, she could almost feel the bed swaying to the beat of an imaginary waltz. She dipped her hand into the pocket of her skirts and drew out the tiny iron knight—Sir Gawain—and closed her fingers around it.
Remember why you’re doing this.
When a tapping came at the door, her mind dismissed it as a phantom rap of Madame Dupont’s cane. It came again, though, and Gwen sat up with some effort, half dreading whatever fresh horror awaited her.
The door opened, and Isobelle’s face appeared at the crack. “Can I come in?” she asked brightly.
Gwen drew herself up to sit cross-legged. “Of course.”
Isobelle had changed her clothes, discarding the aquamarine layer cake of a dress she’d worn that afternoon in favor of a slimmer dress of soft, gleaming gold. Gwen swallowed, all too aware she was still wearing the sweaty—and now rather clammy—dress in which she’d faced off with Madame Dupont.
When Isobelle drew closer, Gwen saw draped over her arm a couple of damp, steaming towels. Isobelle had a wry smile on her face as she plopped herself down on the bed beside Gwen, effortlessly tucking that silky, shiny skirt beneath one bent knee.
“If I’d known Dupont would keep you at it that long on the first day, I would have warned you.” Isobelle wrinkled her nose. “Believe it or not, that’s a compliment from her. She wouldn’t have run you into the ground if she didn’t think you could go the distance. Here, give me your feet.”
Isobelle gestured toward Gwen’s crossed legs, and though Gwen wasn’t quite sure what she intended, she leaned back and nudged her aching feet out from under the edge of her skirt.
Isobelle bent her head and began carefully wrapping one of Gwen’s feet in the hot towel. Fighting every instinct to flinch away and protect her battered limbs, Gwen waited—and a few seconds later, the half-scalding flash of heat dissolved into a warm, soothing cloud of relief.
“Oh my god, thank you.” Gwen slumped, propping her forehead against her hands. “How did you know?”
Isobelle laughed, though somehow she managed to make it a kind sound. “Oh, please. We have to do this after every ball. Nobody can dance for four hours straight without suffering for it.” She paused thoughtfully. “Well, except maybe for Dupont.”