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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Madame Dupont began the first steps of the gavotte, offering no compromise in terms of speed or technique, moving in toward Gwen and then back again. She was light on her feet, elegant and controlled. Playing the organ was automatic for Isobelle, but these steps were a part of Madame Dupont.

At first Gwen didn’t move at all, her eyes on her instructor’s feet. She blinked and drew breath, and Isobelle’s heart skipped a beat as she waited for her would-be champion to protest. Then Gwen let the breath back out again and lifted her gaze to watch Madame Dupont move as a whole, rather than just staring at her shoes.

Slowly, she began to mirror her. At first, it was simply Dupont’s movements. And then, after a few bars, Gwen started to match her footwork.

“One may learn the correct grip for a sword,” rapped out Madame Dupont, gesturing with her own sword as the two women bobbed in toward each other, and then gracefully back. “One may build the strength for a swing, make the weapon an extension of one’s very arm. The question is, can one do so when a large and odorous knight is lunging in for the kill?”

Gwen moved differently with a sword in her hand. She was more sure of herself, even though she’d never seen this dance before. She flowed, light on her feet, her skirts swirling around her legs as she took her cues from Madame Dupont.

“You must see the way they shift their weight,” Madame Dupont continued. “Watch their chest as they announce which way their arm will go. Note the turn of a foot, the preparation for a lunge.”

And Gwen was. She was doing it! Isobelle felt like cheering, but she kept her hands firmly on the keys, contenting herself with throwing in a merry little flourish. Gwen held her space confidently, her full attention locked on Madame Dupont as the older woman led her back to the beginning of the dance once more.

“Yes, good,” her teacher said, and Isobelle glanced up in surprise, nearly fumbling the next phrase of the music. Praise, from Madame Dupont?

Gwen seemed to sense it was unusual as well, and blinked.

“Watch your step,” the Frenchwoman said, with what could be described as at least a moderately evil grin. And then she swung her sword at Gwen’s head.

Isobelle hit a wrong key, the discordant note ringing out and echoing around the ballroom. Gwen’s sword hand snapped up, blocking the attempted blow with seeming ease, though she did miss a single step before she resumed her footwork.

There was a gleam in her eye to match Madame Dupont’s now, though.

“Next!” cried Madame Dupont, snapping the fingers on her free hand in Isobelle’s direction.

She scrambled to shift to a new tune on the organ, and with it, a new set of steps for Gwen to learn.