Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
Gwen left them, Jeffers murmuring a steady, unintelligible stream of sweet nothings to the massive bay horse, Achilles rolling his eyes and looking like the coyest of ladies batting her eyelashes and fanning herself.
Ruefully, Gwen couldn’t help but think she was the only one of the lot of them feeling rather sick as she walked away from the stables again, leaving behind the one friend she had in this massive, imposing place.
“My lady asked me to bring you to her quarters after finding a place for your horse,” said Olivia as she led Gwen up a winding set of stone steps. She’d brought Gwen in through a side entrance for servants, far less grand than the main doors at the front. “Then we’ll decide what to do about clothes.” Her head turned slightly, flashing her a sidelong glance. “And the rest of it.”
Gwen felt the tension lacing her shoulders tighten the tiniest bit more. “Believe me, I’m no more enthused about this than you are. Is— Lady Isobelle is the one who thinks it’ll be no problem passing me off as a noblewoman.”
They reached the top of the staircase, which opened out into a long corridor. The space was narrow, but the floor was adorned by long, fine carpets, and the torches lighting the way guttered and smoked far less than the ones downstairs.
Olivia paused for another look at Gwen. Grudgingly, she murmured, “I guess you’ve got good hair, at least. You’re not planning on chopping it off for this ridiculous charade as Sir Gawain, are you?”
Gwen closed her fingers protectively around the braid hanging over her shoulder. “Of course not,” she replied hastily. She was all too aware that her long, thick black hair was one of her only feminine beauties. “It fits under my helmet.”
Olivia nodded, still watching Gwen with a measured gaze. “As far as my lady is concerned, she doesn’t always think through her schemes. With any luck, she’ll lose interest in this one quickly and we can all go back to our normal lives.”
A portion of the air in Gwen’s lungs whooshed out, like she’d been slammed with another of those blows from Sir Evonwald’s lance. Instinct planted her feet, balled her fists, went coursing through her system, telling her it was time to fight.
Except Olivia wasn’t wrong. It probably would be better if they could all go back to their lives.