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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

A hint of a memory threaded through her thoughts, insidious, like a snake creeping in under her blankets. So. Fucking. Hot, one of the knights had said of Lady Isobelle, helpless sacrifice to the honor and symbolism of the tournament. I’ve got to take a swing at hitting that.

Gwen’s rage had probably made all the difference when it came to beating Sir Evonwald. She should probably feel grateful that she’d overheard them. And yet, now, thinking back . . . she felt the tiniest bit more heartbroken.

Even the knights aren’t knights.

The thatch rustled overhead, and Gwen stifled a groan, rolling once more onto her back. If they were getting rats in the straw again, she was going to scream. A few years back there’d been an epidemic of them in the village, until this absolute weirdo with a flute had turned up and driven them out. He’d stuck around afterward for an embarrassing amount of time, eyeing the village young people in the creepiest way. Eventually the local hedge witch came and stared him down until he moved on to the next town.

If only Gwen had had any aptitude for magic and herbalism, maybe she could’ve studied with the hedge witch. It wouldn’t be holding a sword, but she’d be able to protect her village in some way against creeps like that.

The rustle came again—and then, a half second later, a thunk against her window’s shutters.

Gwen sat up in bed, clutching at her blanket. Rats didn’t clunk against shutters.

When the noise came again, she got out of bed and crept to the window, holding on to the knife she used for trimming her candles. After a breath, she flipped the latch and threw open the shutters.

A figure stood on the ground below, wearing a long, hooded cloak. As Gwen watched, a hand emerged from the cloak and pushed the hood down to display a wealth of long blond hair that gleamed like white gold in the moonlight.

Lady Isobelle beamed up at her and called in a carrying whisper-shout: “Climb down, lady, we’re going out!”

Gwen stood frozen, staring down at Lady Isobelle—apparently the most eligible noblewoman in the entire county—standing under her window.

Isobelle waited patiently for a few heartbeats, as if used to eliciting this kind of paralyzing shock from the people she encountered. Then, raising her voice, she called, “Get dressed! Haven’t you ever snuck out before?”

“Hush, you’ll wake my father!” Gwen hissed back. She turned her head, listening for any sounds within the house. Her room was a loft over the main house, one of the few buildings in the village to have a second story, thanks to her father’s cleverness with engineering. “What . . . what are you doing here? How are you here?”