Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
She should be in Sir Gawain’s tent right now, apologizing, arguing all over again, trying to make Gwen see she was right, that it was horribly unfair, but that nobody who mattered would see it, and nobody would save her just because she deserved it.
Isobelle would rather fade away into nothing than lose Gwen—she ought to be down there now, convincing Gwen to see it.
“Isobelle.” It was Jane, leaning in with a worried expression. “Does Gw—Gawain truly plan to try to win today?”
“Yes,” Isobelle managed, shaping the words with her lips.
“But then what will—”
“I don’t know,” Isobelle snapped, her hands squeezing together so tightly her fingers ached.
You’re no better than they are.
She would have given anything for one more minute to speak to Gwen, but the last of Gwen’s minutes were trickling away through her fingers, vanishing no matter how Isobelle grasped at them.
The audience was starting to stir, rippling with that special knowledge crowds have when the moment they’ve waited for is imminent. In the grandstand on the other side of the open jousting field, a huge banner read GAWAYN in uneven letters, and most of the crowd had sprigs of lavender pinned to their coats—there couldn’t have been a flower left on a plant for leagues in any direction.
In the center of it all, in the middle of the lists—it would have to be carried to one side for the match to begin—was the prize pot. Isobelle’s own dowry, converted to glimmering gold and glittering gems, piled into chests until they spilled out and tumbled to the ground. The effect was extremely dramatic. And the sight of the wealth that had put her in this situation in the first place made her feel sick.
The herald took his place, raising the metal cone that allowed him to speak so loudly to his lips, puffing out his chest, and bellowing to be heard over the hubbub.
“Lords and laymen, this is the moment you’ve all been waiting for . . . the culmination of a month-long tournament of champions, the must-see finale of the year. Never before has there been a Tournament of Dragonslayers with so many upsets, so many surprises, such mystery . . .”
The crowd knew exactly which knight the herald was referring to, the background noise rising to a roar that drowned out the herald’s amplified voice for some time. The herald stopped trying to be heard and finally waved his arms in silent agreement with the energy of the crowd.
When they finally started to calm down again, he lifted the cone back to his lips. “Now, it is my great honor to present the gent from Kent, the Englishman with a winning plan, it’s Darkhaven’s very own . . . Sir Orson the Awesome!”