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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

Lord Whimsitt had hired some local girls to rouse the crowds in these early qualifiers, putting them in skimpy clothes and giving them bundles of streamers to wave, in the green and red and gold colors of the dragons. For the most part, these poor cheerleaders swept the streamers overhead in perfunctory arcs, about as interested in proceedings as the rest of the crowd—but just now, the tournament favorite, Sir Ralph, was riding around the lists in a lap of victory. He had dispatched his opponent so easily and thoroughly that they were forced to drag the unconscious boy off on a stretcher. The crowd, bloodthirsty as ever and coming to life for their favorite, loved it.

The man had finished his lap and reined in his horse before Lord Whimsitt’s raised box. Sir Ralph saluted with his sword, and Whimsitt simpered at him in return. Darkhaven’s lord was a portly man of medium height, with an infamous collection of very fine hats that hid his thinning hair. Today he wore a brilliant emerald chaperon-style turban in velvet—the wrong choice, given his temples were now trickling with sweat.

Isobelle, sitting in the box beside and below his, contemplated her guardian with a faint scowl. She’d realized recently she didn’t know all that much about him, beyond the hat collection. Her parents had entrusted her to his care three years earlier, but Olivia had been far more parent and guardian to her than Whimsitt had. He didn’t believe in educating women, and Isobelle didn’t believe in dealing with boring men, so they’d avoided each other by mutual agreement. Until he’d taken advantage of her parents’ absence and put Isobelle and her dowry up for grabs in his tournament. Now, she deeply regretted her failure to pay attention.

Isobelle shivered and looked away from her guardian. Smirk all you want, she thought, lifting her chin. I’ll find a way out of this yet, you’ll see.

Sir Ralph had not left. Instead, he’d walked his horse over to stand before Isobelle’s box. He raised his visor, revealing a pair of predatory hazel eyes that swept over her, hair, dress, and all, and then fixed back on her face with an unnerving intensity.

Lord Whimsitt had informed Isobelle that she must show herself at each stage of the tournament, even the qualifiers. Now she wished she’d bothered to defy him, because she would’ve rather not seen just how easily Sir Ralph had won.

“My lady,” said Sir Ralph—and though the words were a standard greeting, Isobelle could not help but hear the slight emphasis he placed on the word “my.”

He already believed he’d won her.