Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
She tried to jerk upright and got halfway there before pain knocked her flat again, a groan wrenching its way out of her. Every torn muscle and abused joint had stiffened while she slept, and now . . .
Oh, dear god.
Olivia’s face came into view above her, the woman’s expression as unreadable as ever. She peered down at Gwen, scanning her features and then raising an eyebrow. “Best let me tend to your injuries, Sir Gawain. Or else your first big win will be your last.”
Gwen managed to roll onto the side opposite the sore ribs, get an elbow under her, and lever herself up into a sitting position. Olivia had a nondescript leather satchel with her, along with a basin of water.
“It’s just bruises,” Gwen said, starting to shrug and thinking better of it.
Olivia ignored this attempt to forestall her, setting the basin down on Gwen’s bedside table and then gesturing to Gwen herself. “Strip,” she commanded.
Gwen felt her cheeks reddening. “Really, I don’t think—”
Olivia’s eyes narrowed. “Do you truly want to fight me on this? As of today, you’re undefeated. Do you want to ruin your record?”
Gwen swallowed and began pulling off her dress.
Once she was down to her undergarments, Olivia had her pull the back of her shift over her head and sit down. Gwen sat, clutching the fabric to her front, and let the other woman examine her. Olivia gave only a soft intake of breath, but from her the sound might as well have been a shout of dismay.
Gwen felt herself stiffen. “Is it that bad?”
Olivia ran expert fingers over Gwen’s shoulder, then slid them down along the shoulder blade to the ribs. Gwen hissed, instinctively twitching away, muscles tightening in reaction.
Olivia let her hands fall away. “The shoulder’s been partially dislocated. You’re going to have to let me pop it back into place, and we’re going to have to strap it up well next time you ride, and cross our fingers you can avoid getting hit. The ribs are bruised, but not broken, I think, and once your shoulder’s right, they shouldn’t hurt so much.”
Gwen eyed the woman apprehensively. “Pop it back into place?” she echoed.
Olivia’s eyes narrowed again, and this time, Gwen spied a hint of humor in them. “Don’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight.”
Gwen rolled her eyes upward, gathered the fabric of the shift against her chest, and nodded at Olivia to get it over with. Olivia waited until there was a particularly loud round of laughter and exclamations from the suite of rooms beyond Gwen’s door, braced her knee against Gwen’s body, and wrenched at her arm.