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Chapters (65)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Interstitial
  4. Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
  5. Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
  6. Chapter ThreeBring it on
  7. Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
  8. Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
  9. Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
  10. Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
  11. Chapter EightJust put her there
  12. Interstitial
  13. Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
  14. Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
  15. Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
  16. Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
  17. Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
  18. Interstitial
  19. Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
  20. Chapter FifteenEverything is context
  21. Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
  22. Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
  23. Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
  24. Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
  25. Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
  26. Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
  27. Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
  28. Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
  29. Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
  30. Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
  31. Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
  32. Interstitial
  33. Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
  34. Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
  35. Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
  36. Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
  37. Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
  38. Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
  39. Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
  40. Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
  41. Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
  42. Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
  43. Interstitial
  44. Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
  45. Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
  46. Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
  47. Chapter FortyNo better than they are
  48. Interstitial
  49. Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
  50. Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
  51. Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
  52. Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
  53. Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
  54. Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
  55. Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
  56. Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
  57. Interstitial
  58. Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
  59. Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
  60. Acknowledgments
  61. About the Authors
  62. Back Ad
  63. Endorsements
  64. Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
  65. About the Publisher

“But the dragon was already dying as he poured the last of his foul flame upon me. My Elgrin dragged me to the river and submerged my wounds, and it was three days before I could raise my face from the cool water without screaming in pain. When I could finally move again, we dragged Gregor back on a stretcher. The only three to return at all.

“No dragon has been seen in these parts between that day and this. Perhaps the one we slew was the last. But I cannot say for sure what might still be hiding in the forests or mountains or caves, waiting for the day it will attack once more.”

The silence stretched after his words ended, broken only by the crackling of the bonfire before him. And then the old man straightened up with a clap of his hands.

Released from the spell, the crowd broke into murmurs and shifted where they sat, and Gwen used her hold on Isobelle’s hand to pull her to her feet. “Come on,” she said. “He doesn’t mind questions, as long as he’s not thirsty.”

Isobelle followed, still dizzy with the spell of the story as Gwen hurried over to the barrel and tap, filled a mug of ale, and pressed it into Isobelle’s hands. She let Gwen spin her around and point her at Bertin.

“Ah, Gwen, my thanks, girl. I see you’ve found a friend.” The man’s eyes were kind, moving between Gwen’s face and Isobelle’s, and Isobelle found her cheeks warming in response.

“This is Izzie,” Gwen said, nudging her to hand over the mug. “She’s a maid up at the castle. Izzie, this is Bertin, our expert on all things dragon.”

Isobelle bobbed a curtsy automatically, which Bertin accepted with a quirk of his mouth, and offered him the ale. “They don’t have stories like yours up at the castle,” she ventured.

“I should say not, young lady. There haven’t been any dragons attacking castles for a hundred years or more. Safe you are, in a castle.”

“But we don’t even hear of them,” she replied. “Surely the knights would be pleased to have even a small one to hunt down.”

If they were real. Which of course they’re not, not anymore.

Except that woman up at the castle bonfire, tonight . . . Isobelle could still hear the ragged edge to her voice as she shouted the words, like a witch spitting a curse, Remember us when they come for you . . .

Bertin took a long swallow of ale before he replied. “Knights? Yes, well. Knights indeed. They came into existence to protect people, that’s for sure. But then dragonslaying became less about fighting a single glorious battle on a field outside a castle, and more about weeks of slogging through marsh and wood and cold and wet, for creatures with the upper hand in their own element.”