Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“This was, oh, so many years ago my hair was still a glossy black, my limbs as straight and strong as tall pines,” the old man began, straightening as he spoke, recalling that younger version of himself. “It was harvest time, and the world was golden. But all was not well, for when we went to fetch the woodsman and his family for the harvest feast, we found their house burned away to cinders and all of them gone.”
Isobelle let herself join in on the ripple passing through the crowd with a delightful shiver, and silently resolved that if she ever came into possession of a dreadful scar, she’d make up an equally thrilling story to go with it.
She let Bertin carry her along as he told of gathering a dozen of the village’s menfolk, the great-grandfathers of those there tonight. “And me the youngest,” he said, “a lad of seventeen. Together, we set out into the forest to track the beast.”
His gaze drifted beyond the circle of listeners to the trees that came up to the edge of the village, and Isobelle couldn’t help twisting in her seat to look, too. To picture the band setting out together, dwarfed by the trees looming above them.
“Now, dragons are the only creatures in the world that never stop growing,” he continued. “The older they are, the bigger they get. The knights of old took out the biggest, the cruelest, the ones who knocked down castles for fun. But the wee ones, well. They could hide among the trees or deep in their caves and wait ’til they grew before venturing out to pick us off, one by one.”
Isobelle’s mind gave a funny little shiver as an army of but what ifs and how do you explains tried to make themselves heard, and then sank beneath the tide of Bertin’s mesmerizing voice.
“It was just such a beast we were hunting,” he said. “About the size of a wagon, to have enough flame to burn down the woodsman’s place and feast on all his family. The first track we followed ended at a cave, all right—full of bears, settling down for their winter sleep. The second, we were sure we had it, but a fox hunt came through, two dozen nobles on horses, with dogs, trampling every sign of it. The third trail led to what we used to call the witch’s cave, though if there was ever a witch there, the dragon must’ve eaten her long ago. There were jagged rocks all around the opening, so it looked like a dragon’s toothy maw, waiting to close on us with a snap.”
The audience jumped at his snap, and a couple of cries went up around the circle, whispers adding to the soft crackling of the fire.