Chapters (65)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Interstitial
- Chapter OneThe sort of thing that gets a girl burned at the stake
- Chapter TwoRidiculously, fabulously pink
- Chapter ThreeBring it on
- Chapter FourSir Gawain’s not done yet . . . just watch
- Chapter FiveClimb down, lady, we’re going out!
- Chapter SixI’ll have a White Knight, please
- Chapter SevenChivalry is all well and good, but cursed inconvenient at times
- Chapter EightJust put her there
- Interstitial
- Chapter NineDon’t try to fight it, you’ll only hurt yourself
- Chapter TenNobody ever expects a lady to rappel off a balcony
- Chapter ElevenYou are the girl who would be a knight?
- Chapter TwelveMademoiselle le Chevalier
- Chapter ThirteenOff in search of adventure
- Interstitial
- Chapter FourteenHast Thou Ever . . .
- Chapter FifteenEverything is context
- Chapter SixteenShe was very much accustomed to people looking at her like they didn’t understand what was happening and wanted it all to stop
- Chapter SeventeenDamn those girls and their “tea”
- Chapter EighteenMaybe we could wash the donkeys
- Chapter NineteenA deer trying to hide in a pack of ravenous wolves
- Chapter TwentyJust don’t tell the other knights I screamed
- Chapter Twenty-OneDrop-your-cheesecake-on-a-stick-and-not-even-care spectacular
- Chapter Twenty-TwoThe violence is too much for her delicate constitution
- Chapter Twenty-ThreeNo lady went in search of the privy alone when she could bring a friend
- Chapter Twenty-FourDon’t bring it all the way undone . . .
- Chapter Twenty-FiveWhat a perfectly normal conversational gambit
- Chapter Twenty-SixA wild horse of feeling and emotion
- Interstitial
- Chapter Twenty-SevenI thought we’d have more time
- Chapter Twenty-EightYou are not the first to ask whether a woman could hold a sword
- Chapter Twenty-NineDo you yield?
- Chapter ThirtyThis goes a lot more smoothly in the ballads
- Chapter Thirty-OneDid that really just happen?
- Chapter Thirty-TwoDon’t tell me you’re scared, Sir Knight
- Chapter Thirty-ThreeThey’ll kill anyone who tries to upset the order of things
- Chapter Thirty-FourA girl who knows exactly who she is
- Chapter Thirty-FiveMeditations he learned on an ancient mountaintop
- Chapter Thirty-SixRide off into the sunset with nothing but a change of underwear
- Interstitial
- Chapter Thirty-SevenYou’d be very surprised by what a fancy lady can get done
- Chapter Thirty-EightI can show you a thing or two
- Chapter Thirty-NineIf I taught you to dream, then I was wrong
- Chapter FortyNo better than they are
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-OneThe crowd went wild
- Chapter Forty-TwoThe terrible sound of a thousand people not knowing what to say
- Chapter Forty-ThreeSomeone get this hysterical girl out of here!
- Chapter Forty-FourA foolish, reckless idiot with her head in the clouds
- Chapter Forty-Five. . . Or it’s tricky to put back together again
- Chapter Forty-SixIt came up from the mine
- Chapter Forty-SevenLike she’d ridden straight out of legend
- Chapter Forty-EightTwo wounded creatures, facing each other across the empty battlefield
- Interstitial
- Chapter Forty-NineYou were never alone
- Chapter FiftyNever Sende a Manne to Do a Woman’s Jobbe
- Acknowledgments
- About the Authors
- Back Ad
- Endorsements
- Books by Amie Kaufman and Meagan Spooner
- About the Publisher
“Oh, hi, Theo,” Gwen said, employing what Isobelle immediately recognized as a Maintaining the Gap voice. There was a distance between these two that Theo wished to close, and Gwen was maintaining by shuffling away. She took a step back now, angling her body to include Isobelle in the conversation. Good move, Gwen. Strength in numbers, when fending them off.
“Is-zie. Izzie.” Gwen recovered from the stumble quite well. “This is Theo. He’s helping out my father while I’m completing my internship. Theo, Izzie’s a maid from the castle.”
“Pleasure,” said Isobelle, carefully moderating her smile and unleashing about a seven out of ten on him, just to see what would happen. It distracted him for a moment, but then he blinked free of her and turned his attention back to Gwen, sending a flash of irritation through Isobelle.
Why had she done that? Gwen clearly didn’t want him, so why was she trying to show Gwen he wasn’t worthy of her?
Isobelle did not believe in lying unless it was strictly necessary, and she tried above all to be honest with herself. And so there was only one conclusion: despite Gwen’s clear lack of interest in Theo’s charms, Isobelle was nonetheless jealous of him. She probed this realization in the same way one probes a loose tooth, poking and prodding for a reaction.
“The dancing’s almost done,” Theo was saying. “But I’m sure we could squeeze one more song out of them.”
Gwen tensed. “I have my friend here, and . . .”
Theo’s face fell, and Isobelle had to give him credit—his earnest features were perfectly suited to looking utterly crestfallen. “I could give you an update on how things are going at the forge,” he offered. “Tell you how your father’s getting on.”
Isobelle eyed the boy, grudgingly awarding him a point on her mental scoreboard.
Gwen muttered something under her breath and stepped forward. “Two minutes,” she promised Isobelle.
“By all means, dance!” said Isobelle cheerily, and clamped her jaw shut before she managed to say something like Dance all night, you make a lovely couple! Or, even worse: No—stay, and dance with me instead.
Fortunately, before any of those words could escape, Gwen and Theo were gone.
“Poor lad,” drawled a dry, amused voice behind Isobelle.
She desperately wanted to pretend the voice wasn’t talking about Theo, and wasn’t talking to her. She needed space to steady herself, to try to calm her whirling head, which was reeling like a punch-drunk boxer from a succession of blows.
“Though hardly his fault,” the voice continued. Slowly, Isobelle turned.