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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

Carmen listens, her arms wrapped around herself, like a parcel wrapped too tite, stood in the kitchenette of her flatlet, stood still on linoleum tiles.

. . . the execution of Queen Elizabeth II, the ascension to heaven of Bobby Sands, the millennium stripathon televised live to the nation, the brutal decimalisation of time with its consequences now so familiar to us all . . .

Dawn approaches. Slogans haunt the noise – words: LONG HAUL, FOREIGNERS OUT and HOTEL BINARY the words SUBLIMANALISSIMO!, a t-shirt with the slogan: LOVE IS THE DRUG, BEER IS THE CURE.

Carmen listens and listens (3 months) and when the pigs (cops) finally come round and throw her out the flat (for non-payment of rent and ignorance of the BRITISH LAW) she is still hooked into the phone, listening and whispering.

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Carmen in court.

In a grip of a legal system more vicey and corrupt than anythin what Charles ‘Costume Drama’ Dickens could have even cooked up. West Midlands Serious Crime Squad in charge of her case, security more tite than in H block and the barristers defending her play a lot of word games to keep themselves amused when showing off their closing remarks. They are bored rich people waiting to go home to double barrel names.

One of them (a woman called ******) is stood up talking. The other banisters pass her a note – whatever words it says on that note she has to incorporate into her remarks to the jury. Ha ha. At first it is not too hard: she has to incorporate the words ‘jurisdiction’ and ‘responsibility’ and ‘chromoesome’ (sic) (this last slightly harder). But as the day wears on the demands of the game get harder and harder. (Each game pushes to its edges). Her colleagues pass a note which bears the words ‘guilty as scum’ and ‘congenital liar’. Hard to include these words without casting aspersions. The jury send Carmen down for a good long time.

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Carmen in jail.

She misses her friend the ‘electronic device of some kind’, she dreams of him/it/her, like many persons do. Its thick voice calling in the ‘nite’.

Carmen whispers the same strange language – thick electrics, background sound. When she is lying in her bed, when she is working in the mail room. Other inmates tag her strange but a few tune-in to her oral history. Inmates/intimates. Carmen says there is medicine for people like her but she won’t take it.