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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

All of the stories in this definitive Endland volume share the interest I began from, in creating a place/space which hybridises different geographies, fictional modes and realities. Shifting in time and apparent location, mixing the high tech and the decayed/archaic, colliding the realistic and the impossible, Endland was always a messy place: at once a capitalist free-for-all, an anarchistic bedlam, a post-apocalypse retro-medieval nightmare, a Central European civil war zone and some kind of twisted fairy tale housing estate in Rotherham or Doncaster. In some of the more recent stories, there is also bit more America in Endland, as well as, here and there, more Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria too – not surprising I guess, as the war wagons of geo-politics have moved on in that direction. In addition, the fictional modes I was exploring from the outset – folk story, pub anecdote, parable and condensed movie plot have been boosted by a thick residue of digital culture. As a result, the reality of the newer stories is often prone to error messages pixilation and artifacting, as well as to the jump cuts, sarcastic punchlines, graffiti attacks, exaggerations and pseudo-moralising that abound in the earlier set of stories.

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Endland exists and does not exist. It is not locatable on maps and its relation to any ‘England’ (or UK for that matter) featured in the newspapers or realist fiction of the last thirty years is distorted and tangential. Like the place which it imperfectly mirrors though, Endland can be a brutal place – isolated and economically divided, rotten with the sour politics, xenophobia and racism, misogyny and homophobia that are always somewhere in the air here.

If orientation – actual or moral/philosophical – is hard in Endland, its caustic poetic narrator, ring master of a circus at the border of misery and comedy, does little to help the reader untangle right and wrong, instead channelling the confrontational tenor of the world, celebrating or dismissing the often dire fate of those in the narratives, leaving the reader alone to figure what stance or position they can.

My hope is that these grotesque tales out of Endland – ontologically, geographically and temporally confused as they are – might get closer to the bone and to the heart of the strange and bitter times we are living in than is possible by other narrative means – fictional or otherwise. It is my belief at least, that the psychological, political and cultural landscapes we’ve been walking in these days – from Thatcher to Google, with IFOR, ICANN, Big Brother and Bin Laden in between – need strange fucking tools to navigate them.

Tim Etchells, Sheffield and London, 2019

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