Great Uncle Dole Man also laughed he said there was more than 57 Variety of racism, much more than Variety of Heinz Baked Beans, Leeham dint get the joke he just looked kind of point blank. Great Uncle Dole Man said there was racism of the white impoverished and the racism of the white olden generation all bitter with confused with a hard on for empire and end land  rule all the waves and everything and the racism of white small shopkeeper mentality and racism of white middle class like accountant that somehow want to save you and racism of white taxi driver and white pub landlord and racism like of white football crowd racist of white playground and of prince and princes and all white lawyers white doctors and white actors and old white women and young white kids and white people staring at the A&E.

Dole Man went ramble on like that for a long time and he felt bad after cos he was not really paying attention to his passenger but when he did eventually looked over Leeham was fast sleeping his head pressed on the window glass and he was very very still and looked like he probable wouldn’t wake up anymore.

The Ant and The Grasshopper

The Ant and The Grasshopper

Danny was always the hardworking brother with all kinds of schemes, plans and dreams and it was him that owned a Hardware and Software Store selling maybe a hundred of highly useful items some real and some computational, all at highly marked-up prices, and all by the time he was only 20. He worked long hours, sweated long nights, took no breaks or package holidays, wasted no time on the internet games, or the lap-dancing pole-dancers, booze or recreational drugs. What he had he built it with his own hands, arms and other muscles including the Brain; he was no one’s fool.

His brother Paul was more like the bad gene of the family, wearing bad jeans and a Bad Joke t-shirt the whole time, losing jobs because he did not set the alarm clock or the dog ate his sick note and other daft antics of youth. He lost his wife in a argument about decorating, lost his head over anything, took a week to calm down, a month to chill out, and you know, read some books and smoked some weed that he took without asking from some other guy’s stash. He was a fucking loser.