Chapters (48)
- Cover
- Dedication
- Introduction
- Endland
- About Lisa
- Shame Of Shane
- Who would dream that truth was lies?
- Eve & Mary
- Chaikin/Twins
- James
- The Shell Garages History Of Mud
- Kelly
- Morton & Kermit
- Crash Family Robinson
- Wendy’s Daughter
- Void House
- Jonesey
- Killing Of Frank
- Arse on Earth
- The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
- German Fokker
- Carmen by Bizet
- They get you most all gone when you always alone
- It is murky and opaque
- intentions seem good
- Cellar Story
- I thought I smelled something dirty
- Last of the First 11
- The Ant and The Grasshopper
- The Chapter
- Mission of Jobbin
- wanted to get a good look
- Taxi Driver
- Loose Promise
- The children of the rich
- The Waters Rising
- #Dibber
- Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
- BureauGrotesque
- Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
- Maxine
- For the Avoidance of Doubt
- now not moving
- A Note about Endland
- Acknowledgements
- Dear readers
- This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
- About the Author
Mission of Jobbin
Mission of Jobbin
a true bad story of crime in endland (sic)
In a house in Endland © (sic) there lived one man who over years turned into drink to drown his troubles. His main name was Jobbin but friend they also called him Votex or other things. The village or town he lived was built in a forest in a middle of nowhere by Communists as a train station and in the shitty local bar rooms only Saxophone still played and smoking or Vaping by customers was not allowed but generally tolerated.
As was the fashion then Jobbin got called by his boss on SmartPhone and summoned to Central Office for what she (the boss) claimed was a important meeting. Jobin got a train at first means of transport and then a over crowded bus of white people and then had to walk on foot to that Office in snow that was turning to black mush and thin ice. The town streets were full of people that felt angry and useless and that ‘Life itself had became very bad’. At the centre of this feeling was the Central office. In through the sliding doors and up a not-working elevator of stairs to the 20th floor Office went Jobin, exhausted and oblivious to the sentiments and statements of others that he should mind the fuck out of the way he was going in such a hurry.
Boss she said Jobbin that he (Jobbin) needed to go the North of Endland © where was based a regional office of that company, that he Jobbin apparently worked for, the name of which is not fully recorded in legend. Something was apparently going wrong there (at the regional office) with various things not being done proper and actions out of line up with the big and small data they collected. Jobbin (the boss said) needed to go there (to the office in the North location) to check it out; that was his (Jobin) mission and he accepted his blind date with true fate. Jobin smiled and nodded his head. It was like in that movie The Shock, The Heartbreak & The Pain starring Lee Remick and Brie Larson where Larson plays a privatised detective who is instructed to journey to an Island of Eden to find out the number for Walter Benjamin’s Private Snapchat and Lee Remick is the one member of the community that has not been silenced by ‘the elders’ in a vow or conspiracy of total silence.