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Chapters (48)
  1. Cover
  2. Dedication
  3. Introduction
  4. Endland
  5. About Lisa
  6. Shame Of Shane
  7. Who would dream that truth was lies?
  8. Eve & Mary
  9. Chaikin/Twins
  10. James
  11. The Shell Garages History Of Mud
  12. Kelly
  13. Morton & Kermit
  14. Crash Family Robinson
  15. Wendy’s Daughter
  16. Void House
  17. Jonesey
  18. Killing Of Frank
  19. Arse on Earth
  20. The life, movies & short times of Natalie Gorgeous
  21. German Fokker
  22. Carmen by Bizet
  23. They get you most all gone when you always alone
  24. It is murky and opaque
  25. intentions seem good
  26. Cellar Story
  27. I thought I smelled something dirty
  28. Last of the First 11
  29. The Ant and The Grasshopper
  30. The Chapter
  31. Mission of Jobbin
  32. wanted to get a good look
  33. Taxi Driver
  34. Loose Promise
  35. The children of the rich
  36. The Waters Rising
  37. #Dibber
  38. Long Fainting/Try Saving Again
  39. BureauGrotesque
  40. Anger is Just Sadness Turned Inside Out
  41. Maxine
  42. For the Avoidance of Doubt
  43. now not moving
  44. A Note about Endland
  45. Acknowledgements
  46. Dear readers
  47. This book was made possible thanks to the support of:
  48. About the Author

How in the sodden wreckage, charred and broken they found a shelter in the form of a temporary cabin or office-like portacabin structure and how within it they truly feared a grave. And how when Codswallop and Chlamydia tore off the door to that place, away from its hinges, their hair tangled, faces so mad with grief and rage that it broke men’s hearts to see them, they found instead inside, still living, Valiant and Plaster, the two kids curled together in the wreckage of that cooling furnace, reading still, together, from that found book The Old Gods of Endland.

How Codswallop wept for joy and sorrow and then again for joy and how she held them, her daughter and also her not-daughter Plaster who would later be her daughter. And how Promestheus turned up also, having been otherwise detained for entire of the previous months for a reason that is not recorded cos of legal injunction, also weeping, and then holding Valiant his daughter and also Plaster his not-daughter who would later be his daughter.

How the Gods warred with Endland on account of this whole story. Seeking vengeance or legal compensation for the deaths of Artemis and Meth Head and Centrifuge. It was pretty much irrational but that’s how it was and the court cases dragged and dragged right on.

How in the charred office, floor flooded now with sea water, Valiant, Codswallop and Plaster stayed for 1 further hour together to sit at the old desk in there and finish the book. Taking turns to turn over the pages, reading the short texts that went with the pictures. And here and there – when they came to some more ridiculous parts of the narratives – Plaster would ask a sceptical question to Valiant as if to say in so many words did it really happen like that, or is that really possible, did it really happen in that exact way as described. And Valiant would nod and assure her yes, it was all just as written, all true and most accurate, it all happened just exactly as described.

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